James Cameron learned of the elaborate war scenes he stages with his Terminator action figure and wants to hire him as a special effects/olympics consultant.
He has these teeny tiny transparent curtains draped halfway across the windows in his flat that looks like something your granny would have. I picture a pie cooling in the window underneath of them blowing in the breeze. He was put under extensive interrogation from fellow drunkards as to why these in particular suddenly appeared.. His response was that he actually purchased them himself because people are peering in his flat all the time. Why? Inquiring drunks want to know. Plus, they don't block out privacy or extreme sunlight as they are see-through. I think it was Badfellow said they were "Dollhouse Curtains" and Stinkfinger Dear Booze was wondering why didn't they cover the entire window top to bottom. Just wanted to share a little known fact about Oettinger. He has gay draperies.
He has these teeny tiny transparent curtains draped halfway across the windows in his flat that looks like something your granny would have... His response was that he actually purchased them himself because people are peering in his flat all the time. Why? Inquiring drunks want to know.
Because people pay good money to get into the Wupperstein Zoo and, understandably, everyone wants to see the Drunken Monkey Boy exhibit.
I have never seen Oettinger drink water. Not a single drop. Not even when he was passed out in the lake this summer with his mouth open and fish swimming in and out.