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- Lush City
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Re: Sunday
Hey, another successful Sunday! Cheers to all... smatter, oettinger, and the pirate soul Mr. Willies!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Sunday
Lush City wrote:Hey, another successful Sunday! Cheers to all... smatter, oettinger, and the pirate soul Mr. Willies!
Cheers to you, my friend. Raise a glass to the dying of the weekend! We will carry on as we wish or will, or fish or spill, but we always meet here, at the Pub.
Cheers to FKR, may this site never fade into them dusty trails.
DRINK!
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Re: Sunday
mistah willies wrote:Lush City wrote:Hey, another successful Sunday! Cheers to all... smatter, oettinger, and the pirate soul Mr. Willies!
Cheers to you, my friend. Raise a glass to the dying of the weekend! We will carry on as we wish or will, or fish or spill, but we always meet here, at the Pub.
Cheers to FKR, may this site never fade into them dusty trails.
DRINK!
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Indeed, raise a glass high, for the work week is nigh!
Here's to staving off Monday's demons - cheers!
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Re: Sunday
Lovely in-line rhyme
Wait, is it about to be Friday? Oh yes. Every day should be the weekend. Friday holds marvelous anticipation of what awaits for the weekend. Drunken debauchery.
Anti-cipation? Odd, because it sounds like it is against something.
It should be the Pro-cipitation.
That's better.
I Procipitate the weekend, because I am in the company of you Professional Drunkardistas.
Let us procipitate the hellfire of Bacchus upon them Drys.
3...2...1...
yeah.
Wait, is it about to be Friday? Oh yes. Every day should be the weekend. Friday holds marvelous anticipation of what awaits for the weekend. Drunken debauchery.
Anti-cipation? Odd, because it sounds like it is against something.
It should be the Pro-cipitation.
That's better.
I Procipitate the weekend, because I am in the company of you Professional Drunkardistas.
Let us procipitate the hellfire of Bacchus upon them Drys.
3...2...1...
yeah.
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Re: Sunday
It's Sunday morning in Hong Kong once again and I got to get to the market here. It's only open once a week but the sign says it's got what I need. Time to stock up!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Sunday
Yes. Sunday looms large.
Loom is a word for a device that weaves.
We will weave ourselves into a design that only Lord Dionysus himself can unwind. A maze has dead-ends and may drive you crazy.
A labyrinth has a way out, if you don't get lost.
Think of Danny in The Shining. It can cause a man to DRINK!
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Loom is a word for a device that weaves.
We will weave ourselves into a design that only Lord Dionysus himself can unwind. A maze has dead-ends and may drive you crazy.
A labyrinth has a way out, if you don't get lost.
Think of Danny in The Shining. It can cause a man to DRINK!
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: Sunday
This fucker. Out of money, hungry and hungover as one can get. I also need to find a way to get home. Roughly 5 miles of a walk doesn't endear me as a concept right now.
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Re: Sunday
First, find the booze that the people that you stayed with, last night, will have invariably stashed. Grab it, leaving a promissory note to prove that you are an honourable person. Drink a good chunk of it and then set off, with the rest of the bottle, for your trek home (you may also consider calling home, before you set out, to ask them to fetch some hooch in for you, for when you get back - do not mention the booze that you have borrowed). Pace your journey; something along the lines of a swig every 10 minutes (the average pace of a human being is around 3 miles per hour; so a swig every ten minutes should equal about a shot every half mile). Doing this will help the journey pass more pleasantly and more quickly.Bur wrote:This fucker [...] need to find a way home. Roughly 5 miles of a walk...
Bon change, mon ami!
You may also consider taking some water with you because once you find your stride, you may start to sweat and dehydration will not help your hangove.
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Re: Sunday
Room mate had vodka in the freezer.
God Bless.
God Bless.
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Re: Sunday
I'm glad that it worked out for you*.Bur wrote:...vodka in the freezer...
* Clip taken from the absolutely brilliant BBC Mini-Series, "Jekyll". To watch the first episode, click here.
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Re: Sunday
Is booze the reward we get for outstanding achievment?
Worked my ass off from 7 to 4 at the cabin to get things ready for next week's card game; read "The Devil's Alliance and sampled WT101, 3 single malts and a six pack of Centennial.
This Sunday is a sabbath-breaking workathon as well, but have just set sail for the island and it looks to be a short trip today.
Worked my ass off from 7 to 4 at the cabin to get things ready for next week's card game; read "The Devil's Alliance and sampled WT101, 3 single malts and a six pack of Centennial.
This Sunday is a sabbath-breaking workathon as well, but have just set sail for the island and it looks to be a short trip today.
Re: Sunday
Would that be truth I would be a dirty dry.Smatter Noguts wrote:Is booze the reward we get for outstanding achievment?
Drink!
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Re: Sunday
Pain= release.
Jimmy Jesus what a day.
Booze is sweeter after a workout. Just throwin' it out, not certifyin'
Monday looms. Courage.
Jimmy Jesus what a day.
Booze is sweeter after a workout. Just throwin' it out, not certifyin'
Monday looms. Courage.
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Re: Sunday
Ahoy, matey, blackout island is but a few short hours away. They are leaving the lights on for you. Happy landing!Smatter Noguts wrote:Is booze the reward we get for outstanding achievment?
Worked my ass off from 7 to 4 at the cabin to get things ready for next week's card game; read "The Devil's Alliance and sampled WT101, 3 single malts and a six pack of Centennial.
This Sunday is a sabbath-breaking workathon as well, but have just set sail for the island and it looks to be a short trip today.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.