Right. Thank Lawd Raaaalph for the photobucket. That s what them guys nedded. A bucket for Raplh
Here's what this dude had.
Now, I dont know about you, but when you take a stroll with your lLady and there is booze, it is not porper to judge, correct?
So he says, "hey, how about a shot?
Well, Allens is the state of Maine drink, (with milk, and I have been told to stop drinking milk because I am evidently lactose hatred, or poarts of me, that is)
And also, I wuite like whiskey, but this was from the cannucks, so i opted for the fruti juice.
It tasted like a gummy bear.
I chiugged half of that lemon stuff and now Im I'll see you somrtime in the neqr future.
never harsh on a poor mans choive of beverages.
All alcohol is alcohol.
Avast Ye dries!
Damn.
Rewrite this
What are you drinking right now?
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No no! That was poetry!
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
cheerstdcwillies wrote:A bucket for Raplh
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Not at all, my good friend!Mr. Viking wrote:cheerstdcwillies wrote:A bucket for Raplh
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Right now, I'm particular to the oldest Speyside scotch I can afford (a 1985 Glenrothes at the moment) or any high gravity, high octane Dobblebock I can find .... Troegenator, Celebrator, Optimator.
I'd give it all up, for just a little bit more.
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Nothing better than a rum orgy to wipe away all memory of what happened the night before.tdcwillies wrote:OK, got back ,and effing drunk.
Here’s wha they had. Wait, first I must tell you that we cgugged the very tasty rum black barrel and it was good. For some, it came back up also tasting very good. I could ell by their calls to the Lawd above. Lawd Almighty Ralph!
Ralph is god, I surmise.
So got a cab to back home and then my lady and me, wel we went strolling. First stop, they were trying to get a synthesizer started up in their garage, which is a French term that means: bunch of stuff in stporage with a synthesizer keyboard set up on ashtrays.
(thank got for the splee checker)
Unless it knows.
It don’t
Anyways, I smoked thrre cigs in a row with angry dude who
Erase that
So anyway, he says, he said, “let’s take a shot. Now I will put up pictures of what he had, or attempt to.
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I think I was hacked by a kitchen bot that night. Woke up tasting lemonLush City wrote: Nothing better than a rum orgy to wipe away all memory of what happened the night before.
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It's time for Sapphire martinis and PBR's ... anything less and you are a puss... glad I don't live in Boston...
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Breaker "shitey extra strong lager" as Shane-o-matic so eloquently put it. I actually quite like the taste, though I feel a bit cheated on the "extra strong" bit, being only just as strong as new, watered down Stella. Actually tastes a bit like stella, mixed with watered down Special Brew
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HA! I think I had a can of it before bailing last week. Can't really remember much - I think I left my fez at yours...or possibly gave it to a barmaid. We need to sort a round 2 next month once all exams are over.
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I'm drinking SPAR-brand cider. Bought at two minutes to ten. Yus.
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I remember no fez. You half opened a can of it, took a swig or two and declared it unfit for purpose. It was stale by the time I realised on saturday
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Makes sense. There should be a Turkish fez somewhere in the main room (unless it was used to clean up puke, in which case, it's understood).
I just felt betrayed by that shit. STRONG?! Strong by one-drink-a-year standards.
in fairness, I think I paid less for it than I was meant to.
I just felt betrayed by that shit. STRONG?! Strong by one-drink-a-year standards.
in fairness, I think I paid less for it than I was meant to.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Vodka and lucosade* (I need the energy to go to sleep).
* to explain, for non-UK members - it is like Gatorade but with an association toward recovering patients.
* to explain, for non-UK members - it is like Gatorade but with an association toward recovering patients.
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tdcwillies wrote:I think I was hacked by a kitchen bot that night. Woke up tasting lemonLush City wrote: Nothing better than a rum orgy to wipe away all memory of what happened the night before.
I never quote myself, because that is cheesy, sort of douchebaggery, but I was hoping that a dear eld friend would pick up on that RH hint?
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Palinka's alcoholic lemonade. Very good, highly recommended. Shitloads of vitamin C I should think, making it practically a health drink. And a spot of juniper. Yum.
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