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Screwball
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7064 Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pmLocation: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
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by Screwball Sat May 22, 2010 7:01 pm
ChiliDawg wrote: Screwball wrote: ChiliDawg wrote: Bu-dum-bump...He's here all night folks.
If I keep this rate of Drinking up I'm not gonna be here for another coupla hours.
To paraphrase Def Leopard (Better to burn out, than drink slowly and fade away,) or something.
Close enough for me.
Kraken@8TT
Man, NHRA drag racing is made for HDTV.
ChiliDawg
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3008 Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:03 amLocation: In a Rude Mood
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by ChiliDawg Sat May 22, 2010 7:08 pm
ChiliDawg wrote: Screwball wrote: ChiliDawg wrote: Bu-dum-bump...He's here all night folks.
If I keep this rate of Drinking up I'm not gonna be here for another coupla hours.
To paraphrase Def Leopard (Better to burn out, than drink slowly and fade away,) or something.
Close enough for me.
Kraken@8TT
Man, NHRA drag racing is made for HDTV.[/quote]
Everything was made for HD. All of my HD comes off of the Antenna, so I rarely even turn on the inadequate cable.
Willy
Super Drunkard
Posts: 121 Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 7:05 pm
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by Willy Sat May 22, 2010 7:49 pm
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!
waahoohah
Drinking Like W.C.
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by waahoohah Sat May 22, 2010 9:28 pm
Screwball wrote:
I've always thought that drag racing would be better if you had to turn around after a quarter mile, then drag back to the start line.
"Beginner's luck is only possible if you try."
Screwball
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7064 Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pmLocation: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
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by Screwball Sat May 22, 2010 9:36 pm
waahoohah wrote: Screwball wrote:
I've always thought that drag racing would be better if you had to turn around after a quarter mile, then drag back to the start line.
During the summer races the racers wear tennis shoes under their dresses and do just that.
It is called the Trannie Turnaround.
Willy
Super Drunkard
Posts: 121 Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 7:05 pm
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by Willy Sat May 22, 2010 9:40 pm
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waahoohah
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6035 Joined: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:08 pmLocation: http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/ ... a_flag.png
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by waahoohah Sat May 22, 2010 9:41 pm
Screwball wrote: waahoohah wrote: Screwball wrote:
I've always thought that drag racing would be better if you had to turn around after a quarter mile, then drag back to the start line.
During the summer races the racers wear tennis shoes under their dresses and do just that.
It is called the Trannie Turnaround.
There's a "big block burnout" joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to go get it.
"Beginner's luck is only possible if you try."
Negromancer
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1990 Joined: Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:36 amLocation: Norway
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by Negromancer Thu May 27, 2010 11:04 am
Philip Glass is performing Koyaanisqatsi in twenty-five minutes. Now I gotta decide if I can afford to go...................!!!
"The best drink of the day, was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day."
Willy
Super Drunkard
Posts: 121 Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 7:05 pm
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by Willy Thu May 27, 2010 12:04 pm
What's on my mind? Happiness!
Shane-O-Matic
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2109 Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:35 pmLocation: Glasgow
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by Shane-O-Matic Thu May 27, 2010 4:04 pm
Bank holiday brings payday forward three whole days. I am a happy boy.
Bur
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2963 Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:55 amLocation: Finland
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by Bur Thu May 27, 2010 6:22 pm
Finnish alcoholy police is fucking retardfed. I'd elobrate but I'll settle for beating my face to keyboard filled with combination of sadness, frustration and anger.
cloud8
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3652 Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:20 pmLocation: Massachusetts
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by cloud8 Thu May 27, 2010 6:29 pm
Bur wrote: Finnish alcoholy police is fucking retardfed. I'd elobrate but I'll settle for beating my face to keyboard filled with combination of sadness, frustration and anger.
Hei, Bur. Elämä hymyilee. Cheer up!
"Never apologise for being in the Bourbon aisle."
Bur
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2963 Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:55 amLocation: Finland
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by Bur Thu May 27, 2010 6:38 pm
cloud8 wrote: Bur wrote: Finnish alcoholy police is fucking retardfed. I'd elobrate but I'll settle for beating my face to keyboard filled with combination of sadness, frustration and anger.
Hei, Bur. Elämä hymyilee. Cheer up!
I'm ok now that I got my inbound agression released and and got drunkard from the other side of the globe cheering me up on my native langue I think it'd be borderline blashphemous not to cheer up.
Most finnish people are not actually as down as they look to be, but they just want a socially acceptable reason to drink. That's my theory.
fiyah
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6778 Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:04 pmLocation: Boozing Bodhisattva
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by fiyah Thu May 27, 2010 7:43 pm
Why am I reading up on the band
Sugarpop ?
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pmLocation: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted Thu May 27, 2010 7:52 pm
FIYAAAAHHHHHHH!
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
