you lucky bastard. this reminds me of Nolan's, one of the best dives I'd ever drunk at. Sunday nights. A forty foot bar with maybe two customers. A large mammaried barmaid. A twenty seven inch TV sitting on the back part of the bar, not six feet directly in front of my stool and showing the ESPN night football game. The men's room directly behind me, not twenty feet away. Next to that door, a kick ass juke box, 3 for $1. Beer bottles at 1.75 or 2, shots the same. No internet. Less than 2 miles from home. Oh lovely sloshedness.grogzombie wrote:I think I have found paradise - I'm in what I think is the only internet place in this whole town THAT SELLS BOOZE! - plus there's a toilet right next to me. Now thats convenience.
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fdoosey wrote:I started my diet today - no snack...gotta save the calories for precious booze.
I started this morning at a slim, trim, ripped, chiseled, cut, buff, bolo, stacked, and jacked 328.2 pounds.
That's about half a human I gotta lose. We'll see how it goes.
You brave man! I will help you by consuming as much chocolate and fritos with bean dip as I can, so there won't be as much around to tempt you.
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Truly, Savage, the sacrifices you make for the sake of others is just touching. I hope you got the Scoops Fritos - the other ones are inefficient dipping tools.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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I got exercise equipment and use it now. Thing is, I wasn't the football type I would appear to be (6 feet tall, 6 feet wide) - but I did a lot of manual labor jobs before I got me my edumacation, so I have muscle, it's just, um, sleeping.Frankennietzsche wrote:Moderate cardio does wonders if you aren't prone to exercise. Also, if you eat slowly, you eat less.
Good luck.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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I love that, may I use it? "I have muscle, it's just sleeping"fdoosey wrote: I got exercise equipment and use it now. Thing is, I wasn't the football type I would appear to be (6 feet tall, 6 feet wide) - but I did a lot of manual labor jobs before I got me my edumacation, so I have muscle, it's just, um, sleeping.
(He's not dead, he's just resting!)
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Hi G.F. Sounds like a sweet setup there. Am back at the same joint again myself, but the service is so slow that I'm sobering up between drinks. Where I'm sitting, I can see a bar right across the laneway - will investigate. Only an hour and a half left of my drinking expedition. Cheers.Glen Fiddich wrote:you lucky bastard. this reminds me of Nolan's, one of the best dives I'd ever drunk at. Sunday nights. A forty foot bar with maybe two customers. A large mammaried barmaid. A twenty seven inch TV sitting on the back part of the bar, not six feet directly in front of my stool and showing the ESPN night football game. The men's room directly behind me, not twenty feet away. Next to that door, a kick ass juke box, 3 for $1. Beer bottles at 1.75 or 2, shots the same. No internet. Less than 2 miles from home. Oh lovely sloshedness.grogzombie wrote:I think I have found paradise - I'm in what I think is the only internet place in this whole town THAT SELLS BOOZE! - plus there's a toilet right next to me. Now thats convenience.
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and that you hafta go back up them after your finished drankingrogzombie wrote:G'day Chelsea. I'm concerned about you having to go down two flights of stairs to get a drink - don't you realise that the energy you burn from doing that burns up valuable alcohol?Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Hi Grog, lucky you! I am beginning to get the encroaching anxiety of tomorrow's workday. And winter for that matter.
And I have to go down 2 big flights of stairs when I need a new beer. Waaahh. The sheep I count tonight will be frolicking in Australia, I can assure you. The pink elephants never arrived. Indubitably they'll be on the flight with the Germans later on in the week.
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