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Artie2002 wrote: I'm not going to sit here and take shit from you or anyone else over public statements.

If you don't like it, boot me now or shut the fuck up.
This isn't all that interesting. Later, dude
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awsome fight fight fight

dont fight liz you WILL lose
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render me persona-fuck-offa ---smatter noguts
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Re: My dream girl

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Cool, 91 posts in Artie spits the bit and trips on his own magnificently heavy ballsack!

They usually just put 'em down on the track, don't they?
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Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:Cool, 91 posts in Artie spits the bit and trips on his own magnificently heavy ballsack!

They usually just put 'em down on the track, don't they?
Yeah, wot he said.
Don't fuck with liz... or I'll sick my goat on ya.


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BAAAAA!!!!


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Artie you've got to be the dumbest sob on the planet. I've met the perfect drunkard girl and her name is liz...

Clearly you haven't been around long enough to know you've got no idea who you're talking shit to. The liz is my pirate queen.
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Oggar wrote:Artie you've got to be the dumbest sob on the planet. I've met the perfect drunkard girl and her name is liz...
Clearly you haven't been around long enough to know you've got no idea who you're talking shit to. The liz is my pirate queen.

disagreed. but why dont we drink to numer 1 and 1a, whichever order you might put them in.


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Oggar wrote:Artie you've got to be the dumbest sob on the planet. I've met the perfect drunkard girl and her name is liz...

Clearly you haven't been around long enough to know you've got no idea who you're talking shit to. The liz is my pirate queen.
Disagreed as well, but that's not sayin' I don't have anything but love for La Liz...

Artie, you're a douchenozzle.
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calx wrote:i'm with you mayhem. i tend to attract mean and angry women myself. drunk or otherwise.

Not this time...
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Artie, you either need to slow your roll way down or just leave. Fuck with the liz, you're fucking with the whole trailerpark (don't remember who coined that phrase, but I salute you).

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