That's where the eggs come from...Bundy[butt] wrote:trolls have three sphincters
Trolls to the left of me
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Re: Trolls to the left of me
I've been unavoidably detained by my complete lack of punctuality.
Re: Trolls to the left of me
one for egg laying, one for defecation, and the other to type.Sleestack wrote:That's where the eggs come from...Bundy[butt] wrote:trolls have three sphincters
Re: Trolls to the left of me
No, no, that's where the goat goes...Bundy[butt] wrote:one for egg laying, one for defecation, and the other to type.Sleestack wrote:That's where the eggs come from...Bundy[butt] wrote:trolls have three sphincters
I've been unavoidably detained by my complete lack of punctuality.
Re: Trolls to the left of me
no sir, goat = oral.... always.
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Re: Trolls to the left of me
The names of the Trolls in The Hobbit were William Huggins,Tom and Bert.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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i knew that! does that make the names of The Geeks in The Pub; Bundy and FNZ?FNZ wrote:The names of the Trolls in The Hobbit were William Huggins,Tom and Bert.
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Oops!! My mistake...next round's on me!Bundy[butt] wrote:no sir, goat = oral.... always.
I've been unavoidably detained by my complete lack of punctuality.
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mmmm...... round of oral on sleestack.....Sleestack wrote:Oops!! My mistake...next round's on me!Bundy[butt] wrote:no sir, goat = oral.... always.
bukkakke!
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Ew.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Trolls to the left of me
With apologies to my homies from Creedence Clearwater Revival...
"Trollin' (trol-on), Trollin' (trol-on), Trollin' for my Liver"
Left a bar stool in the city,
Lookin' for a drink ev'ry nite & day,
Never thought I'd find, cancer spots on my liver,
Till I took a sip from a bottle of Beam
Big bottle kept on pourin'
Old lady kept on snorin',
Trollin'...Trollin'...
Trollin' for my liver...
"Trollin' (trol-on), Trollin' (trol-on), Trollin' for my Liver"
Left a bar stool in the city,
Lookin' for a drink ev'ry nite & day,
Never thought I'd find, cancer spots on my liver,
Till I took a sip from a bottle of Beam
Big bottle kept on pourin'
Old lady kept on snorin',
Trollin'...Trollin'...
Trollin' for my liver...
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Trolls to the left of me
With apologies to Spanky: Cannons to the left of me!
I'll miss you, pallie.