libertyjug68 wrote:When I drunk dialed my girlfriend from the drunk tank to the waiting room of the Baker County Sherriff's jailhouse I pleaded to her "You have got to get me out of here. This is back water bullshit and besides I need more booooze!" At this point the guard laughed and I knew I would deal with the DUII at a later date thinking only of the bourbon in our motel room. Little did I know the joke was on me as I would be spending the night in a cell wearing a Hamburglar suit and lying on a duct taped mattress. After I let out the call for booooze my now ex called me a train wreck and asked if she should call my mother to obtain the bail money. At that point I hung up the phone on my one drunk dial of that night.
You actually got the black and white suits?! I had to wear navy blue stuff for my days in jail.
libertyjug68 wrote:When I drunk dialed my girlfriend from the drunk tank to the waiting room of the Baker County Sherriff's jailhouse I pleaded to her "You have got to get me out of here. This is back water bullshit and besides I need more booooze!" At this point the guard laughed and I knew I would deal with the DUII at a later date thinking only of the bourbon in our motel room. Little did I know the joke was on me as I would be spending the night in a cell wearing a Hamburglar suit and lying on a duct taped mattress. After I let out the call for booooze my now ex called me a train wreck and asked if she should call my mother to obtain the bail money. At that point I hung up the phone on my one drunk dial of that night.
You actually got the black and white suits?! I had to wear navy blue stuff for my days in jail.
yeah it was a one piece and the pant cuffs rode mid shin above some lovely rubber sandals
"There is nothing like beer to undrunk one up", Geoffry Firman, Under the Volcano.
Hello room service???
Yes?
Do you have any stewed prunes?
Yes we do.
Give them some coffee. That will undrunk them up.
--Groucho Marx
"I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful...
there's MORE OF US UGLYTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out." -- FZ
"Yeah im in to you also. Hey, did i ever tell you that i used to do alcohol enemas with a turkey baster for this freak show called the Know Nothing Family Circus?....
Hello?"
this was a good one, I had gone out to a bachelor party with some friends, and I would always no matter what call me then wife. (ex now) No matter how many times my friends would take my phone away I would somehow obtain it and call her, this time was no exception. Apparently she told me what I had said, after sounding intelligble and slurring a little bit at the same, time she goes "are there strippers?"
I remember saying no, it's just the music in the bar we rented out, so I say talk to you tomorrow and dumb ass me, didn't hang up right away and apparently neither did she and she reminded me the next morning about saying "hey baby, how much for the VIP room?" on top of a nasty hangover I had to deal with the berating from the exwife..
Luckily, I have it under control now..somewhat, you have to DD every now and then.
after getting home at 9:50am from a night of drinking. talking to BNNMS, telling him I went to sleep when I got home. There was a pause, then BMMS says "DJF woulda never went to sleep".
