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Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!

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Thanks for the pics--envious I am.

BUT

I see no trousers?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Lovely

same thought.. thirsty..

where is ivan?

i want to see cold cuddles...


surrealr what is your weekend itenerary?

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weekend itinerary?

1. Drink'
2. drink while avoiding texas fans
3. drink while sleepingi the really nice bed that Martha made for me.
4. drink with gin while she goes to Dallas
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Fraid the UT folks are about to get ugly, out there, losing to an SEC team an all...Keep your head down, and booze flowin'; you should be okay.

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HEY...keep the noise down over there and watch the drinking.
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ChiliDawg wrote:Fraid the UT folks are about to get ugly, out there, losing to an SEC team an all...Keep your head down, and booze flowin'; you should be okay.
We're not watching the game - just eating their ribs!
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say it say it say it.

will some one get these folks out of my house!

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our host is passed out in the LazyBoy... we're thinking that we should call it a day. I get Guinness for a sleeping buddy!
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GET UP YOU SLACKERS AND GIT TO DRINKING!
THERE WILL BE NO SLUGABEDS HERE!

I'd say start with a nice breakfast wine, an Irish coffee or one of my personal morning favourites, the margarita.
I also happen to know that Surreal can whip up a mean bloody...
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felinamojokitty wrote:where is ivan?
San Antonio.

I was only there for a single drink. I've got a newborn at the house, I could get away for a couple of hours, but not an entire night.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.

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No shit, get to drinking people. I know for a fact that surreal is the guy you want with you for an early morning eye opener. He makes a wicked bloody, and the man can cook a drunkards breakfast like nobody i know.
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Bluespook wrote:I know for a fact that surreal is the guy you want with you for an early morning eye opener.
They picked up the fixin's for bloodies last night, along with some spicy green beans.

That was a funny trip to the candystore. Some unfortunate random guy overheard me pimping Rain vodka (a good Kentucky product, distilled at Buffalo Trace) to Gin McG, and he asked us if we recommended Rain over something else.

When all was said and done, we had suggested at least five different vodkas to the guy, and gone fairly in-depth on the pros and cons of each. This included, but was in no way limited to, a discussion of a side-by-side tasting of Sobieski and Grey Goose, comments on why the limestone water of Kentucky made for a very nice vodka, and a brief foray into whether the guy was looking for "good" or "good for the money". I think the dude was more confused when we were done than he was at the beginning.

If the poor bastard had been shopping for Bourbon, I'm fairly certain we'd still be in the store.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.

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Hilarious. I always find it funny when people say they like Tennessee Bourbon, and I always know they are talking about Jack, then we get into the difference between Jack and Jim, what charcoal filtering does, then that leads to other Bourbons, which of course leads to the talk about percentage of rye, what, corn et cetera. I think most of the time people just look at me and smile like they know what I'm talking about.
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ivan wrote:
That was a funny trip to the candystore. Some unfortunate random guy overheard me pimping Rain vodka (a good Kentucky product, distilled at Buffalo Trace) to Gin McG, and he asked us if we recommended Rain over something else.

When all was said and done, we had suggested at least five different vodkas to the guy, and gone fairly in-depth on the pros and cons of each.
A Texas local, Tito's, is good for the $$.
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Tito's? We're doingh shots of Dripping Springs vodka to ge tthings rolling today. So cold that Gin's tempu=paedic pillow froze in her car. solid.

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