this is where you should've said to your friends "FUCK IT, JUST SHUT UP, SHE GOT LOUD, THINGS GOT CRAZY, MISTAKES WERE MADE, OK?!?!? LET'S JUST GO... THEY'LL NEVER FIND HER ANYWAY..."UNAB0MB3R wrote:I was pulled over on my way home from the bar. I had downed a few pitchers over the course of the hockey game, but nothing obnoxious. We were pulled over because my friends were hanging their heads out the window and hollering at the peasants roaming the streets. The cop walks up to my window as i roll it down, and speaks in a very serious and surprising tone;
"You have a warrant out for your arrest, please step out of the car."
"The fuck?"
"Step out of the car"
I get out, and walk backwards with my hands up to the back of the car where they search and cuff me before tossing me in the back of the car. I'm still oblivious as to whats happening.
We sit in the car and I finally figure out why I have a warrant. A drunk in public fine that I did not pay, which as they explained was no big deal at all. So we are chit chatting about the hockey game (Canada vs. Russia 2010 olympics) and I realize they are pretty easy going. One of the officers turns to me and says "Your friends are pretty big jack asses, eh? Thats why we pulled you over."
Now, being midly buzzed, I mustered up the cojones to say "Yeah, you should fuck with them!"
At that moment another paddy wagon arrived to ID my friends and whatnot. The two cops in my car said they would be right back, and left to go talk to the other cops that just arrived. When they came back we finished filling out my promise to appear paperwork (about 15 minutes) and I was sent on my way.
I went back to my car, sat in the drivers seat amongst the most stunned faces I have ever seen on a group of faces.
"Lets roll" I exclaimed
"What happened? What the fuck are you doing here?"
"Nah nothing we're good to go, lets hit the liquor store." I said, forgetting that I had asked the cops to fuck with them.
"Man, what the fuck did you get yourself into? You're a suspect in a murder case!?"
I would have fucked with them more if I had been able to keep it together. Those poor sons of bitches spent 15 minutes in my car freaking out thinking I was a murderer. I could barely drive I was laughing so hard.
Nicely done coppers, nicely done.
and then not say another word about it.
