oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:28 am
Shit we hate - Christ`s bday. Fuck you Jesus.
Doc, is it normal that I hate christ`s mess?
Thank you for calling
Oettinger is it? Hmph?
I really shouldn’t be answering today because it is Shomer Shabbos but I’m sure my Jewish ex-wife Lilith won’t mind if I make an exception beings how you also appear to be Jewish. So I am in agreement that you should fuck Christmas and celebrate Hanukkah instead. HA!
Jokes aside, so what you are trying to say our little heathen friend, is that you hate the following:
Christ’s birthday, Tacky decorations, crowds, long lines, once a year tryna-drinkers, Christmas music, Christmas movies, Christmas trees, Christmas carols, Christmas cookies, nativity scenes, having to buy presents, going to church/mass/services, Santa Claus, lying to children about Santa Claus, eggnog, family gatherings, parades, ugly sweaters, high crime rates, crazed shoppers and the greed and gluttony of God fearing Christians trampling one another on Black Friday for a discount on a flat screen? All in celebrating in Jesus’ name?
This is how we celebrate Christ's fucking birthday and if you don’t want a part of it then Bah humbug!
What I recommend for you Mr. Scrooge, is celebration of a secular holiday like Festivus which is celebrated on December 23rd. It includes a Festivus dinner, an unadorned aluminum Festivus pole, practices such as the "Airing of Grievances" and "Feats of Strength", and the labeling of easily explainable events as "Festivus miracles". Try it, you may like it.
I will make a Festivus donation in your name to the Human Fund. Festivus for the rest of us!
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