Russian mail-order brides
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I miss the Russian Brides.
Who else is gonna screw Sarge?
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
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Re: I miss the Russian Brides.
Er, Mrs. HSA?massivedrunk wrote:Who else is gonna screw Sarge?
Seriously, I missed posting the Berserker picture inquiring about their "making fuck".
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I might have told this before, but I used to get the catalogues. My roommates and I sent off for them under the name 'Wombat Harness'. I never sent in a change of address form for Mr Harness, so it is possible that whoever lives in that apartment still gets them.
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I had no idea there were actually catalogs for these things.Frankennietzsche Zamboni wrote:I might have told this before, but I used to get the catalogues. My roommates and I sent off for them under the name 'Wombat Harness'. I never sent in a change of address form for Mr Harness, so it is possible that whoever lives in that apartment still gets them.
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There used to be ads for them in the back of Soldier of Fortune.
Edit: But this was in the mid-nineties, so they may just be sites now.
Edit: But this was in the mid-nineties, so they may just be sites now.
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A place where I used to work had a fling with mailing out those DVD's and VHS tapes....
I'm glad I don't work there anymore. Those cocksuckers had no souls.
(the mailing company I worked for. not the Russian mafia. Those guys were saints in comparison...)
I'm glad I don't work there anymore. Those cocksuckers had no souls.
(the mailing company I worked for. not the Russian mafia. Those guys were saints in comparison...)
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Another one was called CHERRY BLOSSOMs and they specialized in, but by no means were restricted to, Asian brides.
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
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Re: I miss the Russian Brides.
Interesting thread subject. I think nowadays it's normal to look for bride from the other country, why not? For example my friend find his beautiful Russian bride on [urlhttp://www.ghostsingles.com/[/url] I think if you're working too much and don't have a lot of time to date alive
its great way to find other type girlfriend.
its great way to find other type girlfriend.
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Re: I miss the Russian Brides.
A spam-bot that can't properly imbed a URL...??!?KevinDevlin wrote:Interesting thread subject. I think nowadays it's normal to look for bride from the other country, why not? For example my friend find his beautiful Russian bride on [urlhttp://www.ghostsingles.com/[/url] I think if you're working too much and don't have a lot of time to date alive
its great way to find other type girlfriend.
PLEASE don't ban him...this may be the genesis of a new, mutant, human/machine life-form.
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Re: I miss the Russian Brides.
peetie44 wrote:
A spam-bot that can't properly imbed a URL...??!?
PLEASE don't ban him...this may be the genesis of a new, mutant, human/machine life-form.
Do you think we can teach it how to drink, smoke and play cards?
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