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Sent: Sat May 31, 2014 5:22 pm
From: booznik
To: oettinger
oettinger wrote:The sudden beer removal caused a reverse charge in their fridge system and killed them all, gaqwd i am drunk.
Bahahahaha. Ah well, quickie marts are all the same. They'll just take another one off the shelf, unwrap it, and install it in the same location. They'll be open again soon.
Drunk, you say? This serious condition requires beer to rehydrate your liver!
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So what am I drinking right now? I'm almost embarrassed to say it, but when I discovered Steel Reserve has actually done an alcopop, I had to try it. "BLK BERRY" it says, and it's 8.0%. Well, so much for the classy Sunday drunk I was planning. With all the sugar, my pancreas may explode before the liver has a chance to. I'll have to balance this out with something else later. Tequila has restorative properties.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your
Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is
SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo