"If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice." - Abraham Lincoln in an address to the Washington Temperance Society in 1842
When viewed through Bozznogna-goggles, the crappiest game turns into a down-to-the-minute tension filled thriller.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
In the name of science, I bought one of these. What have I done? Why do I do these things to myself?
I presume this stuff is aimed at girly girls, but I can't imagine that even one of them would want to drink this. This stuff tastes like a world cup midfielder's unwashed sport socks. No, I haven't tasted those, but I don't think they could taste worse.
Well, I killed that can with rapid speed, and now it's time to seriously cleanse the palate. Ugh!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
oettinger wrote:Atleast THAT was cold, just imagine...
It came out of the supermarket cooler, yes, so it never had a chance to get warm.
Served warm, it might have been more suitable for pouring into my car's fuel tank.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
ThirstyDrunk wrote:I drank two of the tall boy Straw-ber-itas on my lunch break a while back.
I don't really know why, but I know it won't happen again.
I wouldn't wish the Bud Light -aritas on my worst enemy.
No, I'd give him/her a few Hurricane High Gravities.
Goes down smooth, and then I have the advantage. Muahahaha.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Brewed and canned by Bavaria NV, 5737 ZG Lieshout. Product of Holland.
I think even Mr. Oettinger, disapproving as he does of Bavaria, would have a problem with this.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Sipping on my german premium vodka, I am held hostage in the wrong corner to be accusing anyone.
The holland people are so much nicer than the bavarians, no contest there.
Still wondering what in their right minds got them into thinking brewing that garbage was some kind of bright idea.
Figureing that one out atm
What are you drinking right now? More bloody marys
oettinger wrote:What are you drinking right now? More bloody marys
3:44am and still drinking marys. That's dedication.
This Dutch beer is going down smooth, with brandy.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
