"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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tomodon wrote:Been drinking Aldi beer and watching The Killing. But now the Missus is happily asleep it's time to have a generous pour of a Wild Turkey 101 proof.
The Killing? That scandinavian crime stuff? That is great.
Aldi? Pleaso no!
Vodka lemon going in strong pours round here.
Vodka lemon.
Wait no, this tastes like freaking soap!!!!!
They sold me lime juice instead of lemon. Damn, I didn`t rip them off when they only charged 1,29! They just fucked me! Hand me the clerk that did this terrorist attack on aisle 5 to me!
Well then:
Vodka lime. Lots of it. For the next three days.
oettinger wrote:Vodka lemon.
Wait no, this tastes like freaking soap!!!!!
They sold me lime juice instead of lemon. Damn, I didn`t rip them off when they only charged 1,29! They just fucked me! Hand me the clerk that did this terrorist attack on aisle 5 to me!
Well then:
Vodka lime. Lots of it. For the next three days.
Solid game plan. Forgot the fucking bullshit holidays over this weekend almost every place is closed till Tuesday. Got hold of 12-pack and some last weekend's vodka I forgot at friend's place. Also some cider. And probably a little absinthe. And whatever else my friend has wounded bottles left of from various parties over last few weekends.
oettinger wrote:Vodka lemon.
Wait no, this tastes like freaking soap!!!!!
They sold me lime juice instead of lemon. Damn, I didn`t rip them off when they only charged 1,29! They just fucked me! Hand me the clerk that did this terrorist attack on aisle 5 to me!
Well then:
Vodka lime. Lots of it. For the next three days.
Solid game plan. Forgot the fucking bullshit holidays over this weekend almost every place is closed till Tuesday. Got hold of 12-pack and some last weekend's vodka I forgot at friend's place. Also some cider. And probably a little absinthe. And whatever else my friend has wounded bottles left of from various parties over last few weekends.
Yeah, if you don`t have children or work all the time, holidays are big surprises no one likes to encounter. I hate nothing more than waking up drunk walking to the store like a zombie for a refill and hitting closed doors with my drunken face.