booze tattoos
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: booze tattoos
A friend of mine had an issue of some tattoo mag that had a "worst tattoo" section. The one in a particular issue that made us all laugh was an incredibly horrible (not even prison-quality) one of a bottle and the words "born to raise hell and drink wine" on some dudes upper arm.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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cornbread714
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Re: booze tattoos
This guy I met from Temple, Tx (I think that's Cliffie Bockerson country), got a tattoo of Jimi Hendrix on his forearm.
The only problem was that it depicted Jimi playing right-handed instead of left.
Since he only saw it upside down or in the mirror, he didn't notice until it was too late.
I laughed my ass off...
(wait, did i tell this story before? I just had a deja vu-doo chile...)
shit, I'm drunk again
The only problem was that it depicted Jimi playing right-handed instead of left.
Since he only saw it upside down or in the mirror, he didn't notice until it was too late.
I laughed my ass off...
(wait, did i tell this story before? I just had a deja vu-doo chile...)
shit, I'm drunk again
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