Why do people throw up in the toilet?

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Careful, he's lookin for somplace to puke!!!!
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Why don't we throw up in the toilet?
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Jaime wrote:Why don't we throw up in the toilet?
"We" do.
Sometimes even on purpose
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Careful, he's lookin for somplace to puke!!!!
Yucky.
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Tagreed wrote:Sink. Garbage disposal. Rocks. May revisit soon...
On the rare occasion I need to have a technicolor yawn, it's either the kitchen sink or the toilet, for ease of cleanup.

If I'm going to wake up the next morning with a hangover, the last thing I want to do is scrub vomit off a surface.
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What the fuck? I thought this was the Modern Drunkard, not the weekend frat house. Puking? I don't think I've puked since I was 20, and that was after getting kicked in the stomach.

Ok wait, I did puke after that, but that was after chugging robitussin. Those stories are for a different forum.
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Puking stories often make great stories.
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strugglebunny wrote:What the fuck? I thought this was the Modern Drunkard, not the weekend frat house. Puking? I don't think I've puked since I was 20, and that was after getting kicked in the stomach.

Ok wait, I did puke after that, but that was after chugging robitussin. Those stories are for a different forum.
Way to stay in you comfort zone then, or perhaps you just have an iron gut. Congrats I guess.
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*puking*;)
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I don't think I could do my hallucinations justice with me meager vocabulary. Fuck now I'm awake and wanting to get ramen and drunk. I have so much school work I need to cath up on (looking at you, Dr. Freud!)
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hoverdog wrote:
strugglebunny wrote:What the fuck? I thought this was the Modern Drunkard, not the weekend frat house. Puking? I don't think I've puked since I was 20, and that was after getting kicked in the stomach.

Ok wait, I did puke after that, but that was after chugging robitussin. Those stories are for a different forum.
Way to stay in you comfort zone then, or perhaps you just have an iron gut. Congrats I guess.
If it helps you sleep at night, I'm probably halfway to an ulcer.
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liz... wrote:*puking*;)
As I tell every Asian person I'm trying to teach English, any word I can't spell comes from French. :P
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You lucky devil, you got him! Where the hell are you?
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Eh, some people puke on the table anyway.
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