Corona in bottle. or a can?

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Corona in a Bottle, or a can?

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MasSangre wrote:Oh hell no, that sounds disgusting.
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MasSangre wrote:Oh hell no, that sounds disgusting.
Hella disgusting?
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Hella.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?

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Well, a few remarks:

1) I wouldn't be caught dead holding a bottle or can of corona, it's cat piss
2) I haven't tried the asparagus beer, but if can get hold of it, I will, although I'm not much of a witbier fan, but it can taste good on a hot summer's day. Although, Peetie, I prefer the 5% blonde trappist they serve only in the cafeteria/terrace of the Achel monastery.
3) how dare you ask me, a Belgian, if I drink corona
4) did I mention I don't like corona?

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IF YOU DONT LIKE CORONA YOU'RE HELLA RACIST AGAINST THE MESSICANS

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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?

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Lukewarm corona tastes like something you would have just washed your dog with.
Now, if it comes for free and nothing else is available, I'd probably drink it and stroke the dog.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:Lukewarm corona tastes like something you would have just washed your dog with.
Now, if it comes for free and nothing else is available, I'd probably drink it and stroke the dog.
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MasSangre wrote:
BBoozer wrote:Well, a few remarks:

1) I wouldn't be caught dead holding a bottle or can of corona, it's cat piss
2) I haven't tried the asparagus beer, but if can get hold of it, I will, although I'm not much of a witbier fan, but it can taste good on a hot summer's day. Although, Peetie, I prefer the 5% blonde trappist they serve only in the cafeteria/terrace of the Achel monastery.
3) how dare you ask me, a Belgian, if I drink corona
4) did I mention I don't like corona?
Your Belgian? Corona is way better then heiniken.
I'll pass out on my case her,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Bur wrote: I'll pass out on my case her,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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It seems to me that a man who believes any canned beer is better than bottled has lost his grasp on reality...

In terms of whether Corona is a good beer, I must advise that there are few experiences in life greater than an ice cold bottle while relaxing in a lawn-chair on the plains of the Costa Del Sol.

It has few redeeming features apart from when used under the above circumstances.
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WolfOfTheWest wrote: In terms of whether Corona is a good beer, I must advise that there are few experiences in life greater than an ice cold bottle while relaxing in a lawn-chair on the plains of the Costa Del Sol.

It has few redeeming features apart from when used under the above circumstances.
you know, replace "plains of the costa del sol" with "beach at puerta escondido," and i can back this statement up. the fact that it was corona they were bringing me for a quarter dollar each didn't detract at all from it being one of my fondest memories.
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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?

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MasSangre wrote:
BBoozer wrote:Well, a few remarks:

1) I wouldn't be caught dead holding a bottle or can of corona, it's cat piss
2) I haven't tried the asparagus beer, but if can get hold of it, I will, although I'm not much of a witbier fan, but it can taste good on a hot summer's day. Although, Peetie, I prefer the 5% blonde trappist they serve only in the cafeteria/terrace of the Achel monastery.
3) how dare you ask me, a Belgian, if I drink corona
4) did I mention I don't like corona?
Your Belgian? Corona is way better then heiniken.
You have gotta be fucking kidding me man. This is a deadly insult to a Belgian. Heineken is cat piss and it is DUTCH!

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BBoozer wrote:
MasSangre wrote:
BBoozer wrote:Well, a few remarks:

1) I wouldn't be caught dead holding a bottle or can of corona, it's cat piss
2) I haven't tried the asparagus beer, but if can get hold of it, I will, although I'm not much of a witbier fan, but it can taste good on a hot summer's day. Although, Peetie, I prefer the 5% blonde trappist they serve only in the cafeteria/terrace of the Achel monastery.
3) how dare you ask me, a Belgian, if I drink corona
4) did I mention I don't like corona?
Your Belgian? Corona is way better then heiniken.
You have gotta be fucking kidding me man. This is a deadly insult to a Belgian. Heineken is cat piss and it is DUTCH!
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BBoozer wrote:Heineken is cat piss and it is DUTCH!
hahahha

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Re: Corona in bottle. or a can?

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MasSangre seems to be kind of person with whom one could argue with on even ground, after losing my ability to form coherent sentences.

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