Your local weather reports

[oettinger]

I want to hear about any booze shortages because of Summer rain/flooding or whatever.

None, I bough5t a bigger tumbler glas for skyping

[ThirstyDrunk]

Temp: 97* F, wind: calm (0 MPH), Humidity: 99%

Swamp nuts weather

[Badfellow]

Temp: 97* F, wind: calm (0 MPH), Humidity: 99%

Swamp nuts weather

Takes the curls right out of your pubes, don't it?

[Nausea]

Thunderstorms out here. A perfectly cozy night for whiskey drinking.

[oettinger]

Thunderstorms out here. A perfectly cozy night for whiskey drinking.

How romantic, you and your KDs all alone with candlelight

[Lush City]

The best weather of the year is now happening in SoCal. Next month who knows? It usually ends around here with high temps and humidity but we will see. It's all about the solar minimum going on right now. It means cooler weather somehow.

[Patchez]

Hotter that two rats fucking in a wool sock.

I'm sweating like a hooker on dollar day and the fleet is in port.

[Artful Drunktective]

Swamp nuts...curl-less pubes...rats fucking...sweaty hookers on $1 day... man the visuals are endless, thanks for scarring my mind, drunks. Who woulda thunk this thread was about the weather?!

I will take some of Nausea's t-storms though.

[scream ale]

Hotter that two rats fucking in a wool sock.

I'm sweating like a hooker on dollar day and the fleet is in port.

Sounds like a pleasant summer afternoon.

[Patchez]

Hotter that two rats fucking in a wool sock.

I'm sweating like a hooker on dollar day and the fleet is in port.

Sounds like a pleasant summer afternoon.

It was. Spending it at work on a 12 hour shift was even more pleasant.

[oettinger]

It was. Spending it at work on a 12 hour shift was even more pleasant.

Wait, that`s 12 dollars, don`t complain

[oettinger]

Hottest day of the year at 91 F. We had daquiris with a hint of pineapple for cooling down

[Lush City]

Well, I guess the Summer is no match for this thread as it goes to a rat fucking Hell!

[Dear Booze]

California is on fire again. Since I don't live near a forest, we're in no danger. But since there are dozens of MASSIVE fires in all directions from us, and since we live in a giant valley, all of the smoke is trapped here. It's raining ash and the sun looks like the moon shining through the fog of grey haze.

It's ironic that I picked this week to quit smoking.

[Badfellow]

California is on fire again. Since I don't live near a forest, we're in no danger. But since there are dozens of MASSIVE fires in all directions from us, and since we live in a giant valley, all of the smoke is trapped here. It's raining ash and the sun looks like the moon shining through the fog of grey haze.

It's ironic that I picked this week to quit smoking.

Not so much ironic as it is poetic. Seriously though, keep up the quittin' on the cancer sticks. I'll smoke on your behalf if it helps.


Meanwhile, it's a lovely day for a road trip to the cabin with a dog I don't own. Dog sitting, you see. But just until the ransom money is paid. Perfect weather to spark a doob-a-reeno and hack up a couple lung cookies to some Jamaican dubs.