^^^ That's a touch warm. The last few days were nice. Not too hot, not too humid. Today is in the 90's and not so nice. But it is Saturday so that's a big plus.
SoCal is getting baked! Whenever it gets over 85F people start whining. The humidity is what is killing everyone. The smoke from all the fires aren't helping either. Your only hope is to get shitfaced drunk, go numb and pass out somewhere nice and soft and hope for a cool morning wake up.
This is what I call the shit season of mean and nasty weather. People get mean and nasty too. It's like they are all turning into Jimmy Lester just mean and nasty as they please.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Mr. Boozificator and I visited the town where Ben Hur was filmed. Or maybe not filmed but somethinged.
yeah probably somethinged. It was in Indiana. I don't recall.
As the massive fires continues to burn, the great central San Joaquin Valley is becoming a giant bowl of smoke.
I woke up this morning and turned on the TV to get a quick update on the infernos and was excited to see that our air quality has changed. It is no longer "unsafe". It received an upgrade to "extremely unsafe."
I'm not sure if that is the highest point of unsafe or if there is, perhaps, something more. Maybe "super unsafe," "super-duper unsafe," "the most unsafe," "the most unsafe ever," "this shit will kill you," "you're gonna die," and "FUCK AIR."
As the massive fires continues to burn, the great central San Joaquin Valley is becoming a giant bowl of smoke.
I woke up this morning and turned on the TV to get a quick update on the infernos and was excited to see that our air quality has changed. It is no longer "unsafe". It received an upgrade to "extremely unsafe."
I'm not sure if that is the highest point of unsafe or if there is, perhaps, something more. Maybe "super unsafe," "super-duper unsafe," "the most unsafe," "the most unsafe ever," "this shit will kill you," "you're gonna die," and "FUCK AIR."
And now it's raining. Seriously?
Funny thing is, earlier today, Oett asked me what would happen if it rained. Would it come down like mud?
Yep. Stinky muddy water. Kind of like when you hose out your Weber Barbeque grill.
As the massive fires continues to burn, the great central San Joaquin Valley is becoming a giant bowl of smoke.
I woke up this morning and turned on the TV to get a quick update on the infernos and was excited to see that our air quality has changed. It is no longer "unsafe". It received an upgrade to "extremely unsafe."
I'm not sure if that is the highest point of unsafe or if there is, perhaps, something more. Maybe "super unsafe," "super-duper unsafe," "the most unsafe," "the most unsafe ever," "this shit will kill you," "you're gonna die," and "FUCK AIR."
And now it's raining. Seriously?
Funny thing is, earlier today, Oett asked me what would happen if it rained. Would it come down like mud?
Yep. Stinky muddy water. Kind of like when you hose out your Weber Barbecue grill.
Well, for some reason my condo started to smell like smoldering carpet. I looked all over and by the time I found it next to chair where I began, so I grabbed my fire extinguisher and quickly put it out. It started on a cotton towel I used to save the carpet from charring. Wow! Something fucked up. I got a big charred spot on my carpet now. Shameful!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.