Weird & Confusing Stuff
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mistah willies
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Uhhh, ya know Halloween is on a Monday, right?mistah willies wrote:
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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Yeah, and also, it's on the 31st. Duh!NYDingbat wrote:Uhhh, ya know Halloween is on a Monday, right?mistah willies wrote:
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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im counfused with this thead
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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Lush City
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This is a weird question: What do transgenders do on Halloween? If they are seen in public and someone complements them on their costume, they get insulted. They probably dress in some monster character leaving the whole issue behind or just stay home.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Calico Jack Rackham had that design for his flag. One of my favorites. I have it on a hat.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Lush City
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There are aliens in our midst. Not just those from beyond our borders.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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John Cleese a letter to the american population.
Some "haha did he really say that material"
Some "haha did he really say that material"
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Bullocks. You voted fro Britexit. We one upped you on the stupid stunts. Quit trying to be a sore loser.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Thanks a lot, man. How am I gonna sleep tonight?
Btw, when stuff gets smashed in the kitchen in the middle of the night, always blame the ghost.
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Haha, right on.mistah willies wrote:Thanks a lot, man. How am I gonna sleep tonight?
Btw, when stuff gets smashed in the kitchen in the middle of the night, always blame the ghost.
What about the pile of puke all over the bathroom, stupid ghost got plastered last night. Would remember if it was me
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How preposterous!oettinger wrote:Haha, right on.mistah willies wrote:Thanks a lot, man. How am I gonna sleep tonight?
Btw, when stuff gets smashed in the kitchen in the middle of the night, always blame the ghost.
What about the pile of puke all over the bathroom, stupid ghost got plastered last night. Would remember if it was me
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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WTF ....that was spianch dip not puke. some body was goning to get crakers and it was cleened up........... shitoettinger wrote:Haha, right on.mistah willies wrote:Thanks a lot, man. How am I gonna sleep tonight?
Btw, when stuff gets smashed in the kitchen in the middle of the night, always blame the ghost.
What about the pile of puke all over the bathroom, stupid ghost got plastered last night. Would remember if it was me
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"