Random shit

[Badfellow]

^^^
It’s just some guy plugging his wet wipe products in overly masculine packaging. "I use Dude Wipes after I shit myself from extreme volcano bungee jumping and drinking too many Red Bull".

[Badfellow]

An example of how one wrong word invalidated thousands of Catholic baptisms in Arizona.

When asked for comment, Father Andres Arango of the Saint Gregory parish church in Phoenix replied, "Yep. I fucked up. They’re all going to Hell. Also, I ate Arby’s roast beef at least twice a week during Lent, so it all evens out."

[Hugh]

Goddamb - my city just overtook Los Angeles and even San Francisco as the least affordable in the state: https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local ... 5090e9174c

[Dear Booze]

Goddamb - my city just overtook Los Angeles and even San Francisco as the least affordable in the state: https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local ... 5090e9174c

Hell, Hugh, you're living in the best city in the U.S.A. Unaffordable? Fuck that! Worth every cent.

[oettinger]

I`m not even allowed to access that page as a foreigner. It says "access denied, too embaressing"

[Savage]

Why do bags of flour have warnings telling you to cook it before eating it? What kind of jackass just eats spoonfuls of Gold Medal?

Put some hot sauce on it.

[Savage]

Listen up jackwagons! Take a fucking shower! https://www.dudeproducts.com/blogs/dude-blog/butt-odor

Or learn to wipe, fer Gawd's sake! What are you? Three years old?

[Savage]

Goddamb - my city just overtook Los Angeles and even San Francisco as the least affordable in the state: https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local ... 5090e9174c

I'm going to write a song called "Rows of Empty Houses"
And eat bacon. Grumpy has emerged from his cave.

[oettinger]

Listen up jackwagons! Take a fucking shower! https://www.dudeproducts.com/blogs/dude-blog/butt-odor

Or learn to wipe, fer Gawd's sake! What are you? Three years old?

Oh oh, Hugh VS Savage, the final meltdown, Drunkamania XVI

[ThirstyDrunk]

In Mexico it is illegal to name your child James Bond or RoboCop. Which is a shame, I think RoboCop Rodriguez sounds like a pretty cool name. Kinda like Inigo Montoya.
My name is Robocop Rodriguez, you killed my father, prepare to die.

[Badfellow]

So is Xena Díaz out of the mix? She sounds spicy. What about Barbarella Ortega-Sanchez-Hidalgo-Delavaca?

[Badfellow]

Xavier RôböCøp don’t need no stinking badges.

[Artful Drunktective]

In Mexico it is illegal to name your child James Bond or RoboCop. Which is a shame, I think RoboCop Rodriguez sounds like a pretty cool name.

That is cool...even Robo Rodriguez is good enough to get around the whole illegal thing, but I think Rambo Ramirez has a nice ring to it. You don't want to mess with that guy.

[Artful Drunktective]

[Badfellow]

Just so you know I’m not making this up, here’s the profile of Dr. Shit Fun Chew (real name) with the National Institute of Education, Singapore. I wonder what she does in her spare time?