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Re: Hi, it's been a while

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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:Spent four days uconscious in the ICU,more time awake there, got moved to a room.Finally got paroled, and am recovering slowly at home. Basically, nearly died, but I don't believe in that. Typing skills nearly fled. Poor Grumpy deserves a medal.

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My Dear Lady Savage,

It is indeed the best thing in the world to know that you have kicked that ugly Mr. Death in the throat with your stiletto high heels, once again.

Lord Grumpy deserves his own pair of stilettos, but these are the ones held in each hand, not worn on the feet.

Here is a DRINK! to your continued recovery from the brink.

When you can, let us have a telephone chat, but please tell your mistah that I am not from India. He's quite protective of you, and that is the best thing, isn't it?

Next round for him is on me.

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Welcome back, Ms Savage!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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Nice to hear your back savage, I am not here often but youve always been a stalwart, youve been dealt a pretty harsh hand but you seem to be handling it (aside from the dying, you should really stop doing that!) :) I sincereley hope your recovery is not too long and wish you all the best from across the pond.
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Re: Hi, it's been a while

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Welcome back, Savage, we've dedicated a bottle of Maker's Mark for you here at The Pub.
May you all be hung, drawn and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.

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Re: Hi, it's been a while

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You are the wings beneath my wings. Or the rocks over my bourbon, haven't figured that out yet.

Keep swinging, baby.

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Re: Hi, it's been a while

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Yo Savage,

do what the witch doctors tell you to do.

take it easy.
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.

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Re: Hi, it's been a while

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I heard that Savage was seen in the wee hours of the night standing in her hospital room gripping a black sheet with bony feet hanging from the bottom yelling " I don't care who you are you bony little fuck. Quit creeping around my room."

cheers and if I can find it there is a special makers bottle headed your way.... just gotta find it first.
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Re: Hi, it's been a while

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Patchez wrote: I don't care who you are you bony little fuck. Quit creeping around my room."
And if you didn`t bring any bourbon you better hurry and creep back into the whole you came from!
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Re: A drunkard returns

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I just started posting again myself!
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Re: Hi, it's been a while

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I truly hope that you are improving that health of yours and that things take a turn for the better for you.
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Re: A drunkard returns

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Cheers and welcome back you two young Modern Drunkards.

(I'm probably older than you guys in the real world, but you two are older than me here)

This community is sacrament.

Here's a tall pull form the neck of a bottle of black liquid desert in your honor.

DRINK!



*hiccup*

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Re: Hi, it's been a while

Post by mistah willies »

Where the heck is she anyways? She didn't post on her hallowe'en board either, as of late.

Bacchus help ye, good Lady of the MDM Forum.

TRVTH.

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Re: A drunkard returns

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In fairness,I was a meager 21 when first I joined this community. Ah,to be so young and foolish(and hangover resistant) once again.

In any case have a shot of fernet on me

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Re: A drunkard returns

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Gall4185 wrote:In fairness,I was a meager 21 when first I joined this community. Ah,to be so young and foolish(and hangover resistant) once again.

In any case have a shot of fernet on me
I have to say that hangovers are a thing of the past since I drink more and washed down the guilt with more vodka. My bank account might tell you a different story, but I coulnd`t care less.
21 is so looooong ago, feels just like a blur
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Re: A drunkard returns

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Cheers you assholes, man I forgot how much this place mattered to me.

I legit took off work to get drunk in my bed today.
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