What songs do you want played at your funeral?

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Across the pond. My bad. Totally.

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Actually I'm not across the pond, I'm sitting on your heads. And of course, I'll gladly take whatever you're having. Ladies don't buy strangers drinks nearly often enough. You're one of the good kind. Cheers!
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Ah, my very best friend in the world was born and raised in Ontario. Her dad played in the CFL for years and years. And I'm currently having a few shots of Beam Black. And if you're strange, then all the better.
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There are dark things at the edge of my vision. I do not think that people need to see that at my funeral. So I am going for a closed casket.
And some nice music. Then later, snacks and drinkies.
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I really like Snacks.
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How about: hier rust de jeneverfles
The Dutch-speaking may know the song.
Translated it means: Here rests the bottle of Jenever.

That's a joke of course, I want to be cremated, so no alcohol in the neighbourhood, I don't want to risk explosions even after I'm dead and gone!
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Song long farewell from The Sound of Music.
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Flemisch Lionesse wrote:How about: hier rust de jeneverfles
The Dutch-speaking may know the song.
Translated it means: Here rests the bottle of Jenever.

That's a joke of course, I want to be cremated, so no alcohol in the neighbourhood, I don't want to risk explosions even after I'm dead and gone!
OMG! You've just given me the coolest idea! I don't want to be merely cremated. I want to explode!
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Hot shit. You can be your own confetti!

Economical AND stylish!
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daphne wrote:Hot shit. You can be your own confetti!

Economical AND stylish!
Or they could divide me up and put me in crackers, for my loved ones to pop. Cracker in a cracker! Hey, I think I came up with a marketing idea. Listening to Because We Can, from Moulin Rouge. Ho Ho!
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I want to sleep in an elephant.
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^^

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like tears in rain

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Van Demons Land - U2

It’s sure to bring a tear to everyone’s eyes
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Not to be that selfish, but Dropkick Murhpys' Curse of a fallen soul would do well. It would even allow people to dance on my grave.
Oh and in the speech the bad joke ofcourse: "To all of you who aren't here at Jelmer's funeral today: don't worry. He won't be at yours either."
"Don't give a damn how this turns out
Drain bottles just to scream and shout
On the run from reality
Poison helps me and go flee"

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