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What songs do you want played at your funeral?
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Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
RIP Frederick and my beloved GatorX
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
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Actually I'm not across the pond, I'm sitting on your heads. And of course, I'll gladly take whatever you're having. Ladies don't buy strangers drinks nearly often enough. You're one of the good kind. Cheers!
Enough time to be undrunk in death. - Darkthrone
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Ah, my very best friend in the world was born and raised in Ontario. Her dad played in the CFL for years and years. And I'm currently having a few shots of Beam Black. And if you're strange, then all the better.
RIP Frederick and my beloved GatorX
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
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There are dark things at the edge of my vision. I do not think that people need to see that at my funeral. So I am going for a closed casket.
And some nice music. Then later, snacks and drinkies.
And some nice music. Then later, snacks and drinkies.
like tears in rain
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I really like Snacks.
RIP Frederick and my beloved GatorX
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
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Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
How about: hier rust de jeneverfles
The Dutch-speaking may know the song.
Translated it means: Here rests the bottle of Jenever.
That's a joke of course, I want to be cremated, so no alcohol in the neighbourhood, I don't want to risk explosions even after I'm dead and gone!
The Dutch-speaking may know the song.
Translated it means: Here rests the bottle of Jenever.
That's a joke of course, I want to be cremated, so no alcohol in the neighbourhood, I don't want to risk explosions even after I'm dead and gone!
beer and wine, wine and beer
these are your mates?
then I'll find you here...
these are your mates?
then I'll find you here...
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Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Song long farewell from The Sound of Music.
They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
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OMG! You've just given me the coolest idea! I don't want to be merely cremated. I want to explode!Flemisch Lionesse wrote:How about: hier rust de jeneverfles
The Dutch-speaking may know the song.
Translated it means: Here rests the bottle of Jenever.
That's a joke of course, I want to be cremated, so no alcohol in the neighbourhood, I don't want to risk explosions even after I'm dead and gone!
like tears in rain
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Hot shit. You can be your own confetti!
Economical AND stylish!
Economical AND stylish!
RIP Frederick and my beloved GatorX
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
You deserve all the puffery you can get
daph and grip say "bourbony goodness!"
http://daphneszoo.com/
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Or they could divide me up and put me in crackers, for my loved ones to pop. Cracker in a cracker! Hey, I think I came up with a marketing idea. Listening to Because We Can, from Moulin Rouge. Ho Ho!daphne wrote:Hot shit. You can be your own confetti!
Economical AND stylish!
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I want to sleep in an elephant.
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^^
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that's post of the week right thar
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Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Re: What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Van Demons Land - U2
It’s sure to bring a tear to everyone’s eyes
It’s sure to bring a tear to everyone’s eyes
“Anything you say will be twisted around and held against you in a court of law”
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Not to be that selfish, but Dropkick Murhpys' Curse of a fallen soul would do well. It would even allow people to dance on my grave.
Oh and in the speech the bad joke ofcourse: "To all of you who aren't here at Jelmer's funeral today: don't worry. He won't be at yours either."
Oh and in the speech the bad joke ofcourse: "To all of you who aren't here at Jelmer's funeral today: don't worry. He won't be at yours either."
"Don't give a damn how this turns out
Drain bottles just to scream and shout
On the run from reality
Poison helps me and go flee"
Drain bottles just to scream and shout
On the run from reality
Poison helps me and go flee"