BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE

[Riddeford]

I had a drunk dial with nyding a few weeks ago and wanted to write down one of her quotes but i couldn't find a pen or paper or matter or a surface. next time!

[Crystal]

Ahhh.. these ad droppers are getting better and better everytime!

[acmon]

i got a response to a Drunk Dial i should repost

"i charge $250 an hour or $750 for the whole night"

needless to say i took care of myself and bought a bottle of Jim Beam them next day

[Fishplow]

My most recent one is courtesy of a friend who helped me out after the most recent bender:

She told me that the first call was that I needed her to pick me up.
The following call I asked to cancel as, "I can't figure out how to work my pants."
I called again to say, "Are you on your way? My pants are working!"
She showed up minutes later to find me in my underwear. I told her, "It was a false alarm. The pants won't work!"

[billygoatcurse]

This text was sent to my phone a week ago at 2:52 a.m.

"so i am just finding out from justin that there is a bobcat running around here in town, & its been staying in our neighbors shed..i'm going to try to go back to sleep now..later"

[OxyGin]

ringgggg
'hello?"
"this is me, is that you?"
'yeah, its me'
"why did i call?"
hangup

[One for the Frog]

last night (I was sleeping at home)

ring
"Hey, you must come here at once. There are naked waitresses!"
"What? Who? It's 2 in the morning!"
"Doesn't matter, get a cab!"
"Which pub?"
<<<blurred czech pub name>>>
"What city?"
"Prague, you idiot".
"Listen, I'm not going to get a cab to Prague to see naked waitresses. I'm undrunk, and wish to sleep a bit more."
"Poove."
click.

Today he called me and told that he forgave me. He realized that he was with his other friends in Prague. At 2 am he was convinced otherwise, and thought that I just went back to the hotel and gave up for the night.

[One for the Frog]

Oh shit I forgot to avoid the s-word. Fortunately forum engine is watching.

[Mayhem]

You are so continental.

[One for the Frog]

You are so continental.

I promise you I will never use my advantage on you and refrain from renting a TAXI to Prague.

[Savage]

Where the fuck are the drunkards?

[Bur]

a well not-so friend of mine called me few weeks back that he was lost in the forrest or somethng like that.

I told him to drink more, was that ther right thing?

[TheBigCasino]

Received at 6:00 am this morning "she got glitter all over the bed"

[ThirstyDrunk]

everyone on my floor thinks I'm a slut.

I get that all the time

[Mr Boozificator]

everyone on my floor thinks I'm a slut.

I get that all the time

Do you think I could get her to move to my floor.