It's Friday, drunks.
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Re: It's Friday
It's Friday again. Isn't it?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: It's Friday
it's Friday! Time for some morning drinking.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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John Barleycorn
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Re: It's Friday
I have an appointment with a bottle of famous grouse this evening.
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Freddie AppsHero
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It's actually Saturday for me. I am so fucking upset and depressed. Brandy is very good.
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What ails you? Get into drunkard chat and you'll find people drinking and chatting most of the day.Freddie AppsHero wrote:It's actually Saturday for me. I am so fucking upset and depressed. Brandy is very good.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Freddie AppsHero
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Re: It's Friday
A girl. It's always the dames.Riddeford wrote:What ails you?
There's a Drunkard chat?Riddeford wrote:Get into drunkard chat and you'll find people drinking and chatting most of the day.
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Yeah it's not part of the board but one of the members created it. Go to the pub and read the drunkard chat thread. it has all the directionsFreddie AppsHero wrote:A girl. It's always the dames.Riddeford wrote:What ails you?
There's a Drunkard chat?Riddeford wrote:Get into drunkard chat and you'll find people drinking and chatting most of the day.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Freddie AppsHero
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Re: It's Friday
This was a good advice.
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Fabricsoftner
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Starting the day with fat chicks and Eggs Benedict
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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I heard some playwright from Montreal wrote something called "The Last Hollandaise Sauce."Fabricsoftner wrote:Starting the day with fat chicks and Eggs Benedict
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Freddie AppsHero
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Re: It's Friday
That would make a good t-shirt.
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Fabricsoftner
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Riddeford wrote:I heard some playwright from Montreal wrote something called "The Last Hollandaise Sauce."Fabricsoftner wrote:Starting the day with fat chicks and Eggs Benedict
Well, I never heard of him.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: It's Friday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akDvJv7nytkFreddie AppsHero wrote:This was a good advice.
Just grab your harmonica and go see other broads.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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JimLahey
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Re: It's Friday
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Wingman
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sweet, who won the andrade/ennis fight?Freddie AppsHero wrote:It's actually Saturday for me.
Stupid should hurt.
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