Moving the lawn it was notTarcek wrote:-looks at the time- "Oh, its 11pm."
-looks at the time- "Oh, its 2am."
"...wtf have i been doing?"
YKYDW....
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Drink!
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They measure your alcohol consumption not by bottles empty but by freight trains delivered
Drink!
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When you tell your wife, "I'm stopping by the pub for three pints with the guys and I'll be home by ten."
The she meets you at the door pissed of at three in the morning, you reply "Sorry I musta got the two switched."
The she meets you at the door pissed of at three in the morning, you reply "Sorry I musta got the two switched."
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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you talk to your friends
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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You`re a regular at Shit Talkers Bar and Grill.
You give the field a headstart at Trivia Night at the pub and then nod off drunk.
A thread page of "What are you drinking right now" prefectly sums up your daily breakfast-routine.
You give the field a headstart at Trivia Night at the pub and then nod off drunk.
A thread page of "What are you drinking right now" prefectly sums up your daily breakfast-routine.
Drink!
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You are perusing your itunes library and put on the Police.
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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I think I have a really great line for YKYDW!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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You consider the bum sleeping in his own vomit the wisest man of the evening while stumbling away in pure awe.
"One day this will be me!" you proudly shout to your invisible comrades with your index finger raised and a big smile on your shitface
"One day this will be me!" you proudly shout to your invisible comrades with your index finger raised and a big smile on your shitface
Drink!
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Do you remember the last time you were "Really" drunk?
Ha, me neither!
You are the sole reason they invented ID cards, can`t forget your name anymore
When you were only six years old and your parents submitted you to the woods you still found your way back to the bar
Ha, me neither!
You are the sole reason they invented ID cards, can`t forget your name anymore
When you were only six years old and your parents submitted you to the woods you still found your way back to the bar
Drink!
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The barbie doll you just married two years ago at toys r us is breaking up with you already and drowning itself in alcohol
Some people spotted that drunk cunt making out with Action Man!
Some people spotted that drunk cunt making out with Action Man!
Drink!
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Your silly "The girl next door" dress doesn`t buy you a drink this time
During carnival in Rio people accidently mistook you for yourself
During carnival in Rio people accidently mistook you for yourself
Drink!
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social media beckons seductively
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best