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Bur
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by Bur »
Patchez wrote:His favorite penis is Ron Jeremy's.
That so, I always figured it'd be Harry Reems.
70s porn spoofs are absolute comedy gold, everyone who disagrees is a non-manatee seaweed hater and/or not drunk enough.
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mistah willies
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by mistah willies »
He's been secretly working with Lush City in NASAville to seed clouds
with vodka rain agents.
Sometimes, he leaves empty bottles outside in hopes that they fill up with lemon rain.
It usually turns out to be bum urine.
Keep the faith, young man. Someday, it will pay off!
Don't ask me what I end up with in these empty krkane bottles when I leave them out.
That black liquid is not sweet.
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ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk »
He can turn a sandwich into a banquet.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Badfellow
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by Badfellow »
His girlfriend keeps using his mustache wax.
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ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk »
He nicknamed his penis "The USS Enter Thighs".
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Badfellow
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by Badfellow »
He chases his tequila with bath salts.
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Patchez
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by Patchez »
He can braid his ear hair.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk »
Patchez wrote:He can braid his ear hair.
With no hands.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk »
His shadow is cast wherever he stands.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk »
He is humbled by the mysteries of this world
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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oettinger
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by oettinger »
His drinking is a cry for help and no one takes notice.
Such a g*y fa*+ot
Drink!
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ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk »
His parents learned quickly they should not lock him in the broom closet to guard the homebrew.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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mistah willies
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by mistah willies »
When he is passed out, his shadow goes out and gets into trouble.
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ThirstyDrunk
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by ThirstyDrunk »
Any alcoholic drink within a 12 ft perimeter will absorb into his pores given time.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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by ThirstyDrunk »
meaning that the absorbtion of any drink can occur within an approximate area and proximity has bearing upon rate of osmosis.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought