Top 10 stuff I've never done: (let's just say it's not a bucket list)
streaked naked somewhere
driven a motorcycle
went skiing
got a tattoo
sky-dived
been to Asia
had to call 911
had a 3-way
been arrested
killed someone
I have 30% of these done. I'll leave it to the imagination which is which.
skied
been arrested
driven a motorcycle...hmm
no wait...in place of driving a motorcycle...no tattoo
I misread all of those as a single thing. Sorry. Drunklexia acting up again.
*ahem* like it was this:
Streaked naked on a motorcycle down a snowy mountain in Asia, hit a rock and went off a cliff, which killed my passenger, and had to call 9-11 on the way down, while airborne. (It was a very high mountain) Had a three-way with the paramedic, the cop who arrested me, and my dead passenger.
Then I got a tattoo to remember it all.
This is a great thread and should rank in drunkard history. Too bad I'm too soused to participate at this time because mental concentration is rapidly going by the wayside.
But #1 on anyone's list is the meme:
Living well is the best revenge!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
1 this one
2 the WWf one
3 the beer and whisky one
4 longest schlongs in drunk porn top 20
5 the what evs list
6 Most funny racing deaths
7 Abba songs was fun
8 STDs
9 Dumbasses on the board
10. Dead baby jokes
Things I've never done and I'm damn glad I haven't:
Learn how to drive
Procreate
Join a cover band
Go vegan/vegetarian
Go to college
Have a myspace/assbook/instacrap thing
Go to my high school reunion
Wear flip flops
Own a pair of sweatpants that says 'pink' across the ass
Skateboard
Things I've never done and I'm damn glad I haven't:
Learn how to drive
Procreate
Join a cover band
Go vegan/vegetarian
Go to college
Have a myspace/assbook/instacrap thing
Go to my high school reunion
Wear flip flops
Own a pair of sweatpants that says 'pink' across the ass
Skateboard
In short:
Learn to create a vegan band in college on your pink skates assfucking your reunion flip flop friends you met gettin high in school
Things I've never done and I'm damn glad I haven't:
Learn how to drive
Procreate
Join a cover band
Go vegan/vegetarian
Go to college
Have a myspace/assbook/instacrap thing
Go to my high school reunion
Wear flip flops
Own a pair of sweatpants that says 'pink' across the ass
Skateboard
LOL. Just for that I will purchase for you some "Pink" sweatpants. Whether you wear them or not, you still technically would "own" them.
I think my previous list pretty much sums up shit I've never done and damn glad I haven't.
This topic almost warrants a new thread of "Shit we are over" but here's my top 10 of shit I am totally over hearing about! ***and it's subject to change!
How many times Khloe Kardashian has been cheated on by rappers and basketball players.
Trump's border wall.
The Bachelor/ette - anything.
USC scandals.
Cardi B. - I don't even know who that is but I'm tired of seeing her face in the news.
Justin Bieber - anything.
Meghan Markel's pregnancy.
Brexit retardedness.
Mama June getting arrested for crack. (God she is still butt ass ugly even after her makeover).
Adam Levine's nipples.
This topic almost warrants a new thread of "Shit we are over" but here's my top 10 of shit I am totally over hearing about! ***and it's subject to change!
How many times Khloe Kardashian has been cheated on by rappers and basketball players.
Trump's border wall.
The Bachelor/ette - anything.
USC scandals.
Cardi B. - I don't even know who that is but I'm tired of seeing her face in the news.
Justin Bieber - anything. Meghan Markel's pregnancy.
Brexit retardedness.
Mama June getting arrested for crack. (God she is still butt ass ugly even after her makeover).
Adam Levine's nipples.
I read Meghan Markel and thought Angela Merkel. Pregnant? Her? Holee-fuck...
