go to hospitals anymore.
Hospitals make you feel sick. They should make you comfy and safe, but no. First chance you run away from it. Stupid sickening shit
Edit: During Corona in germany more people died from bacteria infection caught in hospitals than from any shitty virus
I don’t know who called the ambulance. Once they get involved you don’t really have a choice. They strap you in and take you to Hospital. If whoever called the ambulance would have called the police I would have been much better off. I can reason with the police.
It will be interesting to see the bill that will Never be paid as long as I’m alive.
All in all things worked out. I just have to stay away from the sublime margarita taco joint.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
Man, I’ve got hospital bills galore. It’s easy really, you just don’t pay a cent and then they turn it over to a collection agency who can’t collect because there are no assets and then they give up. Now I do have social security Medicare but I didn’t want it, but they don’t give you a choice. There is no way around having to pay out of pocket for worthless insurance. Why is it worthless you say? Well, number One, who is going to write you a script for Vicodin or Codeine or a Valium type thing that will actually help you?
Nobody. Why do you go to a doctor or a primary physician or whatever the fuck they are called? To get a script for prune juice? You don’t need a script for prune juice you need one for Vicodin because you are in fucking Pain and that is why you go to the fucking doctor. But you can forget that. Now if you happen to dig those pain management clinics where everybody sits in a circle and screams out in pain, you are in luck. You can join that group by showing your Medicare card and you don’t have to have a Medicare supplement plan or punch in your zip code or anything.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
That’s where I met Hugh, in the pain management class. I was sitting one seat over in the circle. When it was his turn to talk he really knew how to do it. Everybody was like staring at him in awe. Then he paused, folded his hands together, and mumbled something. Everybody said, What was that Hugh? Hugh said, It was a mumble. Oh, everybody said, that Hugh is deep, even his mumbles are deep.
And then it was time for the crying as loud as you can in pain around the circle. Hugh, being on a roll from his mumble, started the crying out loud with a decent loud cry and everybody clapped. Badfellow did a damn good cry and scared the girl sitting next to him. She peed her pants but didn’t tell anybody. Oettinger let out this Howl that was off the charts! Nobody had ever heard a howl like that, it was scary as shit, you had to have been there to appreciate the terror of that Howl. Thompson was under his chair cowering and afraid to move.
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“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
What is your name, anyway, said Thompson to the guy who asked about his infinite dollar?
I’m not telling you my name because you will have to add me to your list of characters and you can’t keep up with your characters as it is.
Yeah, but if I run into Fred and Martha I can tell them to keep an eye on you. They’ve been reinstated to the force you know. I shouldn’t have mentioned the infinite dollar bill because now you will be following me all over the place and disrupting my drinking schedule and always getting in the way.
My name is Larry. I was just trying to be friendly.
Why?
I don’t know, I thought maybe since you had the infinite dollar you would let go of your 35 cents.
What you going to buy for 35 cents?
Nothing Thompson, you stick it in your front pocket and wait for another 35 cents and then maybe find a dime on the sidewalk. I don’t have an infinite dollar bill like you do.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
Did the internet eat your post again? No sunday update?
Well since this thread is about health n stuff, here`s one you hopefully don`t have to deal with yet: I can`t use any kind of deodorant anymore. Every one I try suddenly gives me nasty rashes in the armpit. Digusting huh?! I even bought a super expensive one at the pharmacy for people with allergy problems. Nope, same fucking rashes. I`ll have to see the doctor about this. Freaking sucks
Did the internet eat your post again? No sunday update?
Well since this thread is about health n stuff, here`s one you hopefully don`t have to deal with yet: I can`t use any kind of deodorant anymore. Every one I try suddenly gives me nasty rashes in the armpit. Digusting huh?! I even bought a super expensive one at the pharmacy for people with allergy problems. Nope, same fucking rashes. I`ll have to see the doctor about this. Freaking sucks
No Oetts. Just don’t use deodorant. What’s so bad about that? You’ll save money for more vodka. I don’t use it. You might experience some underarm odor when you first stop the deodorant but your pits will naturally neutralize the odor in time.
Of course that could be because I just don’t do anything .
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
Do the rashes burn? I suffered from the burn and used baby powder. There are glands in the pits that you don’t want to fuck with. The glands need to breathe I think. Anyway the burn went away.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
