Crystal wrote:I don't know what a thread preview is, but I say no.
My dad just pulled his own finger to make himself fart.
Bundy: You are awesome.
Also, why do you have so many demands? How did you stumble upon here w/o even knowing about the magazine? I don't know how you could miss it. The website is "moderndrunkardmagazine."
Mike, what is your dick doing in random chick's mouths?
Are you a chick? Someone sent me the link a while back and I can no longer remember who. I still haven't looked at your magazine. Thread preview is the same as a hover feature--you can see what's in the thread without opening it. It would be useful for a bunch of drunkards. Sayin'.
Let me be clear. We're quite happy with the board. I banned all the emoticons so this place didn't get dumbed-down into a fucking smiley-face, LOL-fest and people would actually have to put their thoughts into words.
The site admin is an entrepreneur and this board is a courtesy that he's extended to us. Looking gift-booze in the mouth = bad.
Sayin'.
Did you just tell me off and put me in my place? That feels terrible. Is it okay with the owner for his mods to run off noobs? How do you "ban" an emoticon anyway? Is there only one Admin here, the owner? Who is he? Let him know I'm here, thanks.
ps: our sigs are worse than any emoticons. "Ban" those, friend.
"Please welcomce in all his diluted glory the man whose story writes itself not unlike mine who feveriously types awaiting his next sip before the whipping, anticiapation is making me want to strangle someone." ~whiskyprick
Fiyah wrote:Two condoms are walking down the street. They stop outside a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, "You wanna go in and get shit-faced?"
Ba-doom-bah!
He's here all week, tip your waitress, try the veal.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Smatter Noguts wrote:I thought the whole point here was to support Frank and the magazine. Attention spans get short while under the influence...
Lovely idea and thanks for saying so. When the barricades go up, it'll be you and me and our respective girlfriends (and they will immediately regret meeting us) and the rest will be at the bar. That said:
This forum isn't for that at all.
This forum is for drunks reveling in their time. It's for the best and tightest discussing their splendid ascensions as they conquer towering mountains of boozerdry.
It's for when unicorns use their magnificent horns to impale alarming amounts of gore out of deserving swine for complaining about burning goddamn holes in their swinish rugs.
Finally, It's about gazing over a vast vista of mortification and doubt, when every move you could possibly make seems a certain path to destruction and doom: then picking up a liter of bourbon and thinking: "You know what, I believe I can drink my way through this goaddamn bullshit."
Smatter Noguts wrote:I thought the whole point here was to support Frank and the magazine. Attention spans get short while under the influence...
Lovely idea and thanks for saying so. When the barricades go up, it'll be you and me and our respective girlfriends (and they will immediately regret meeting us) and the rest will be at the bar. That said:
This forum isn't for that at all.
This forum is for drunks reveling in their time. It's for the best and tightest discussing their splendid ascensions as they conquer towering mountains of boozerdry.
It's for when unicorns use their magnificent horns to impale alarming amounts of gore out of deserving swine for complaining about burning goddamn holes in their swinish rugs.
Finally, It's about gazing over a vast vista of mortification and doubt, when every move you could possibly make seems a certain path to destruction and doom: then picking up a liter of bourbon and thinking: "You know what, I believe I can drink my way through this goaddamn bullshit."
Then doing it.
That is what this forum is about.
fucking yes. FUCKING YES.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
