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but i am fascinated by odd smells . and i can make this promise to you gin, that i will smell only the middle thigh range, not the crotch area. actually, scratch that, that is too interesting. i will only smell between ankle and knee.

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Currently at work, and several hours away from a drink. Tonight I'm going out to see my mate's band and get nice and drunk afterwoods. Can't wait!

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I went three days without getting drunk last week. It was kind of strange.

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I remember the days of combat boots and 3 foot long wallet chains. Sadly, the office environment after college tends to alter the way we dress/groom. No more are the days of multiple earrings, shaved heads and band tees of Helmet and Pantera. Looking upon myself atm with a collared shirt and black slacks makes me feel a bit older than I am.
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Hey has anyone tried colon cleansing? A friend of mine said it's a good idea for heavy drinkers to do a cleansing once in a while. I don't know what to think about that whole thing.
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Riddeford wrote:Hey has anyone tried colon cleansing? A friend of mine said it's a good idea for heavy drinkers to do a cleansing once in a while. I don't know what to think about that whole thing.
Take psyllium husks once in awhile. They usually sell em at whole food stores. You take a teaspoon worth and mix it with water or juice, and it cleans out your doo doo works. Its worth doing it once in a while just to see what comes out! I don't want to go into detail, as I'm sure detailed poop talks aren't the coolest thing to discuss on this board. I'll just say this: nerf football.
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fizzmaster wrote:
Riddeford wrote:Hey has anyone tried colon cleansing? A friend of mine said it's a good idea for heavy drinkers to do a cleansing once in a while. I don't know what to think about that whole thing.
Take psyllium husks once in awhile. They usually sell em at whole food stores. You take a teaspoon worth and mix it with water or juice, and it cleans out your doo doo works. Its worth doing it once in a while just to see what comes out! I don't want to go into detail, as I'm sure detailed poop talks aren't the coolest thing to discuss on this board. I'll just say this: nerf football.
Is it a bad idea to take it while drinking 10-12 beers?
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Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW

<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.

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Riddeford wrote:
fizzmaster wrote:
Riddeford wrote:Hey has anyone tried colon cleansing? A friend of mine said it's a good idea for heavy drinkers to do a cleansing once in a while. I don't know what to think about that whole thing.
Take psyllium husks once in awhile. They usually sell em at whole food stores. You take a teaspoon worth and mix it with water or juice, and it cleans out your doo doo works. Its worth doing it once in a while just to see what comes out! I don't want to go into detail, as I'm sure detailed poop talks aren't the coolest thing to discuss on this board. I'll just say this: nerf football.
Is it a bad idea to take it while drinking 10-12 beers?
There is really only one way to findout it it is bad for you. Then go to http://www.blogalog.com and report there.

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This reminds me of that hilarious SNL skit with Phil Hartman called super colon blow.
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric

Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW

<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.

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I still have almost 1/3 of a bottle of Gin left over from last night. Its becconing to me. But If I drink it I know I'll want more....what to do? What to do?

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I was just thinking of what an awful human being bluebottle is.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I was just thinking of what an awful human being bluebottle is.
No, he can't be that bad, he said he would buy me an elephant.
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El Boozificator wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I was just thinking of what an awful human being bluebottle is.
No, he can't be that bad, he said he would buy me an elephant.
He's a liar and a thief.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
El Boozificator wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I was just thinking of what an awful human being bluebottle is.
No, he can't be that bad, he said he would buy me an elephant.
He's a liar and a thief.
Can a man be indeed evil enough to lie about elephants. If what you say is true, we must quickly come with a clever plan to take down the fraud and save drunkardkind. There will be songs sung about the day bluebottle was destroyed and El Boozo could finally go to the pub proudly riding his elephant. You may seat behind.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
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If you read a dozen or fifteen of Dashiell Hammett's short stories in one sitting, Memories of them will all kind of jumble together in your head. Which is okay.
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