BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE

[ThirstyDrunk]

everyone on my floor thinks I'm a slut.

I get that all the time

Do you think I could get her to move to my floor.

Sounds as if she spends quite a bit of time on the floor.

[Screwball]

Shorter distance to fall.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Hey, I covered the floor in this room with pillows. I have found through experience that even though I may drink enough to sleep fairly well on a pile of broken glass and gravel, PilloWorldTM is a much more comfy place to fall and pass out on.

[Mr Boozificator]

I can here testify that Pillowworld (TM) is a nice place to rest in the morning while your giant friend is snoring in an other room and The Professor is jumping on your chest for attention.

[Screwball]

When I first saw Pillowworld(TM) I thought, "Man, that's a alot of pillows in there. Odd."

Then when I saw Goose pass out on them I thought, "Genius!"

[Savage]

My daughter is in Russia for the next six weeks or so. Put in your orders for Russian hookers now. (Petite ones only, please; she can only fit so much in her suitcase.)

[ThirstyDrunk]

My daughter is in Russia for the next six weeks or so. Put in your orders for Russian hookers now. (Petite ones only, please; she can only fit so much in her suitcase.)

How much for the runt?

[Savage]

My daughter is in Russia for the next six weeks or so. Put in your orders for Russian hookers now. (Petite ones only, please; she can only fit so much in her suitcase.)

How much for the runt?

Fifty cents a pound, but you will have to learn to make Borscht.

[Jerome]

Shorter distance to fall.

Think like a Taoist master: take out the floor from your apartment and there will not even *exist* anything to fall upon!!

[greygoose]

When I first saw Pillowworld(TM) I thought, "Man, that's a alot of pillows in there. Odd."

Then when I saw Goose pass out on them I thought, "Genius!"

that's exactly what i thought. hey thirsty, if you're taggin' along to bluespook's at the end of the month we'll give you one of these...

http://www.trypillowpets.com/Default.as ... 748&bhcp=1

[ThirstyDrunk]

"It's Mozart and shit until we're out of beer, then it's just shit."
Prak

[ChiliDawg]

When I first saw Pillowworld(TM) I thought, "Man, that's a alot of pillows in there. Odd."

Then when I saw Goose pass out on them I thought, "Genius!"

that's exactly what i thought. hey thirsty, if you're taggin' along to bluespook's at the end of the month we'll give you one of these...

http://www.trypillowpets.com/Default.as ... 748&bhcp=1

HAHAHA! We got's da Unicorn. Oh, so comfy!

[Screwball]

When I first saw Pillowworld(TM) I thought, "Man, that's a alot of pillows in there. Odd."

Then when I saw Goose pass out on them I thought, "Genius!"

that's exactly what i thought. hey thirsty, if you're taggin' along to bluespook's at the end of the month we'll give you one of these...

http://www.trypillowpets.com/Default.as ... 748&bhcp=1

HAHAHA! We got's da Unicorn. Oh, so comfy!

They ain't got a Narwhal?

Screw 'um.

[ChiliDawg]

They ain't got a Narwhal?

Screw 'um



They could have special ordered one, but I was over ruled by the 4 year old.

[Milspec]

Once called an Ex and told her that she sounded like an editor in a croncrete bunker. Seemed like a compliment at the time.