Texas Invasion Is ON!

[Screwball]

Thirsty is still a SISSY!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Thirsty is still a SISSY!

Don't make me come down there,,,

[drunkensooner]

Thirsty is still a SISSY!

Takes one to know one.

[Screwball]

While surreal was snorring anxd was in a canispson said...

Thirsty and PHONE are SISSYS!!!

ME OH1



















un a

[drunkensooner]

While surreal was snorring anxd was in a canispson said...

Thirsty and PHONE are SISSYS!!!

ME OH1



















un a

kind of figured PHONE was a sissy.

[Screwball]

Thirsty stilo is a SISSy

fuckin meow ysa cock suckers

FUCKERS

[ThirstyDrunk]

Here's my yard.
I shoulda hitch hiked

[ChiliDawg]

Here's my yard.
I shoulda hitch hiked

Dude, you got three chairs. Rich bastard, I'm down to one!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Dude, you got three chairs. Rich bastard, I'm down to one!

Actually, the one is a stack of one red one white and one blue plastic chairs.
Dat's right! I got's seatin fo FIVE!

[Mr Boozificator]

I am burning with jealousy, but soon we will get our revenge with the Conclave of the Cup Cravers.
I am preparing new trousers right now.
Damn I'm jealous.
Jealous jealous jealous jealous!

[Mr Boozificator]

Dude, you got three chairs. Rich bastard, I'm down to one!

Actually, the one is a stack of one red one white and one blue plastic chairs.
Dat's right! I got's seatin fo FIVE!

A few months from now and there will be French armoured butts on one of these chairs. How great.

[fiyah]

Dude, you got three chairs. Rich bastard, I'm down to one!

Actually, the one is a stack of one red one white and one blue plastic chairs.
Dat's right! I got's seatin fo FIVE!

You wrestling with that table and chairs?

[peetie44]

It's times like this when I miss Austin Texas.

Hope you guys are drunk.

[Screwball]

To Gin and Surreal and Ivan:

Never have I met nicer folks. Thanks for coming down to the frozen floss farm.Thanks for putting up with us.


Now will you please take this cold weather with you. The heater's still Fucked!

Cheers!

Rick and Martha

[Surreal]

You kids rock.

I had an early flight so me 'n gin did some dishes, cleaned up what we could and then hit the road. when I woke up after the passout on the coach, I saw that Gin had assembled the portable bed for me. It's been a number of years since I slept in Return of the Jedi bedsheets. The force was with me last night.

Guinness the dog stayed on the couch when I slid over to the cot. When I woke, Gin handed me a tablet and told me to drop it in the water and drink. Whatever it was, it worked. Other than having difficulties operating a gas pump, I've been fairly coherent this am.

I didn't know whether to wake you and Ms. Sonic b4 I left so me and Gin left notes on the bongos.

A couple things:

1. I'd never seen a beer coozy screwed to the side of a walking cane, but one of the old guys at Giddy Ups had such a device with a busch tall boy stuck in it.
2. Clearing a goat yoke through customs is a bitch.
3. George W Bush growled at Sonic. Seriously. He looked him right in the eyes and growled at him. But so did some of the mothers at Peanut's house as we were very over-served, very loud and very profane while we destroyed Peanuts smoked ribs and chicken spread. I heard one of the kids say to one of the growling mom's, "Gee, that long haired guy sure says the F-word alot". I think growling at Sonic is a strictly Texas thing.
4. Neither Sonic or myself were good at putting things in Gin's box. the inflatable ball was confusing.
5. Giddy Ups had a sweet fireplace, both Zappa and Merle Haggard on the juke, and NO flat screens. +1 for G-Ups.
6. Watching Ivan handle liquor questions from shoppers in the largest liquor store I've ever been in was like watching Yo Yo Ma handling a cello. He is the master. Period. End of discussion.
7. Dalmations and 1/2 breed german shepards make wonderful sleeping pals when the heater is broke and it's 18 degrees outside.
8. To make proper chili, you have to carmelize the peppers and onions in bacon grease. And you don't buy your chili meat in big huge plastic phallus tubes.
9. I have slides of Sonic's in my possession from the early 80's that will prove once and for all that he is NOT a sissy. No sissy would be caught dead sporting a mullet like Sonic did back in the day. And those huge Thomas Dolby-esque glasses? Priceless.
10. Sonic and Ms. Sonic are awesome.

It was a pleasure meeting all you kids - Gin, Ivan, the Screwballs. If I get back down in March for SXSW, you'll be hearing from me.

-Surreal