Savage wrote:
Peetie: I'm not supposed to go on any board but the Pub, for reasons I cannot remember. And BTW, I believe you are not only older than me, but older than Grumpy, and that is saying something. As for bourbon, I am a cheap date, a woman of simple tastes. I like Maker's Mark. Over a bit of ice, as most places in my world tend to be overheated. P.S. Could you put up some more links to your music? It was cool..
With thhe Spanish band, "Red House"... a cople of weeks ago...the dummr and guiitar player were only sittting in...we wuz drunnkl..
That is a fantastic shirt my friend. I bet it would fit me. I had a nice pineapple shirt given to me by a client and I gave it to BMMS for something nice he did once...but I like your shirt.
Wanna sell it? Would you autograph it?
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Judge wrote:
That is a fantastic shirt my friend. I bet it would fit me. I had a nice pineapple shirt given to me by a client and I gave it to BMMS for something nice he did once...but I like your shirt.
Wanna sell it? Would you autograph it?
Man...I got two of those shirts and normally I'd give you one but they're in heavy rotation as stage wear. Light, comfortable, wash and wear and cheap (@$11 per). You need to shop Wal-Mart or K-Mart, big-men section.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
Resident Asshole wrote:I drank Glenlivet last night. Michigan is losing. Coincidence? Tell me Savage beast.
Methinks Rich Rod is on his final tour of duty in Ann Arbor.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
Dear Savage, I've noticed that girls have a tendency not to delicate and tender anymore but rather prefer to be professional and strong headed. Any idea how to reverse the tendency? See, I really prefer my meat delicate and tender rather than tough and good at managing.
(boy, am I going to be called a pervert again).
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Mr Boozificator wrote:Dear Savage, I've noticed that girls have a tendency not to delicate and tender anymore but rather prefer to be professional and strong headed. Any idea how to reverse the tendency? See, I really prefer my meat delicate and tender rather than tough and good at managing.
(boy, am I going to be called a pervert again).
Some of us can be both strong headed and tender. Ask Spook. ;-)
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
Mr Boozificator wrote:Dear Savage, I've noticed that girls have a tendency not to delicate and tender anymore but rather prefer to be professional and strong headed. Any idea how to reverse the tendency? See, I really prefer my meat delicate and tender rather than tough and good at managing.
(boy, am I going to be called a pervert again).
If you want your meat tender, you have to properly tenderize it. See Joy of Cooking. Or any Joy, for that matter.
Fool Ishy wrote:
1.Does post-modernism always have to lead to nihilism?
2.Why does tonic water always taste better flat?
3.Left or right? Why do I have to choose?
That's three questions. I'll expect an extra-nice Christmas present.
1. You obviously read the map wrong. Try spinning it around 45 degrees. Or perhaps you should just trust your own instincts. Go for door number four. Yeah, yeah, I know. They'll tell you it doesn't exist. It does. Trust me. Total bliss.
2. Tonic water always tastes like ass. That is its function in our life.
3. Forget left or right. Forge a new path, straight ahead.
