little known facts about Oettinger

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 5:23 am

That explains the growing pile of empties

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 6:04 am

Graduated with a double major in beer pong and date rape

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:30 pm

Minored in self rape and animal husbandry.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:08 am

Made most of his money as a high priced Washington lobbyist peddling influence.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:38 am

Hee's got thre keys ot yor car

Post by **Badfellow** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:34 pm

He worships the Norse devil god Nidhogg and wears black eyeliner.

Post by **Badfellow** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:36 pm

His favorite ethnic German food is gas station burritos.

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:56 pm

Badfellow wrote:His favorite ethnic German is gas burritos.

Explain yourself here please Madam

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 1:24 am

He once spent 3 days in a wombat burrow.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Aug 14, 2016 1:28 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:He once spent 3 days in a wombat burrow.

Hahaha oh shit me too! But I was on Crown Royal, nitrous and bath salts!
Cheers

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:30 pm

There are lobsters on his piano.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:48 pm

He likes tulips on his organ.

Or was that two lips?

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 4:08 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:There are lobsters on his piano.

That's better than crabs on your organ.

Bur · Post by **Bur** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:19 pm

He takes a bath everyday.

Bur · Post by **Bur** » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:19 am

He is in fact quite the poet.

Why he doesn't shame Yeats or Bukowski is out of his overgrown sense of decency.