Shit Talkers Bar and Grill

[oettinger]

Hey look they opened another of those BarTalkers, shit and Grills next door.
I bet they don`t have Donna Sumwhat as a mainact though.
Live tonight: Drunk stuff

[Badfellow]

Washed-Up Wednesdays at Shit Talkers means drink specials!

* 1/2 price shots of Casa Pendejo mescal and fingernail polish remover
* $4 specials on Mudbuttslide, Slippery Scotum and Durian Gin Fizz
* mumble incoherently, free
* $.50 buffalo and barbecue pigeon wings

Five Finger Fillet Invitational starts at 7 PM sharp!

[Tarcek]

* $4 specials on Mudbuttslide, Slippery Scotum and Durian Gin Fizz

The stuff that can accidentally homebrew in the bottom of a garbage bin?

[mistah willies]

* $4 specials on Mudbuttslide, Slippery Scotum and Durian Gin Fizz

The stuff that can accidentally homebrew in the bottom of a garbage bin?

HEY!

hey barkeep. sorry.


HEY! That Durian Gin, can I get it mixed with bathwater form the woman who is mopping? It'll keep me form getting grey and prunish if i can have a greywater mixer with some tub ring scrapings shaken in.

I call it :

The Durian Grey prostate exam.

Royalties can be forwarded to my account here. I probably owe you for the ambulance last week when i needed a ride home

[oettinger]

I went by tonight because of Duran Duran. Not the gin. Or is it that shitty cover band again "Durian Urian"?
Oh and because I lost some black death in one of the beer kegs last weekend

[oettinger]

This might sound redundant, but I am still waiting for these self vomit fulfilling hot vodka hashtags from the kitchen.
I`ll drink myself blind then before Aeroload shows up

[Badfellow]

TONIGHT AT SHIT TALKERS!
We believe in our constitutional right to defend, if necessary, our liquor license by trebuchet and shotgun.
Undercover federal agents: first shot of sodium pentothal is on the house, just provide valid ID.

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* $0.99 special on 151 proof Rum Injected Pizza Rolls
* $1.00 "factory seconds" shots on Kamchatka Vodka
* $4.00 Nuclear Zombies, Red Rums and Watermelon Four Loko Dead Nazi Spritzers
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After 8 PM, please attend the main room for our very special guest, the artist known as Lush City, who will lecture and enlighten us upon the dangers of the contemporary liberal conspiracy and its virulent infection of the post-Weishauptian era international Illuminati hierarchic structure. Critics call his nude sketches of Sarah Palin on Richard Nixon "the delusional charcoal expressions of an extremely deranged madman" and "Orange County agenda propaganda at it's best; glad I didn't bring the wife".

Donations to the TRying 2ba bISCUIT © Wounded Politician Project will be accepted at the door.

[Badfellow]

This might sound brilliant, but I am still waiting for these vodka filled frankfurters to arrive from the kitchen.

At Shit Talkers Bar & Grill, we sometimes manipulate your words into a more favorable alternate reality.

[Patchez]

I'll have a shot of Malort and a glass of drain cleaner to get the taste out of my mouth.

[Badfellow]

Malort tastes like dead baby ducks, old pickup trucks and acid rain filtered through underwear stains.

[Tarcek]

Hey, fuckers. What do i have to do to get 86'd? Any ideas?

[Patchez]

Hey, fuckers. What do i have to do to get 86'd? Any ideas?

Malort enemas?

[Tarcek]

Hey, fuckers. What do i have to do to get 86'd? Any ideas?

Malort enemas?

Are you volunteering?

[Badfellow]

Malort enemas?

You hold him down. I'll get the hose and the funnel.

[Badfellow]

Didn't the Malört Enemas used to open for Mötley Crüe back in the early 80's?