The Shed

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:09 pm

In the shed I found the original Brain Dead zombie head blender aka the lawn mover now misused on dead monday company.
Fuled by gasoline filled with alcohol we mean trouble

Post by **Badfellow** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:09 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:is there a riding mower involved in the mowing of the lawn?

Don't want to give away too much. But it's the same set of scissors he uses to "trim the hedges in the Netherlands" if you know what I mean.

Post by **Badfellow** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:13 pm

Come on inside and Shed all your worries!

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:03 pm

Come on in, Shed your skin, and rattle around in your bones!

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:14 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Come on in, Shed your skin, and rattle around in your bones!

Ahem, I`m sitting in here undressed for hours now. would you be kind enough to sent over a waitress that is not scared to death please

Post by **mistah willies** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:34 am

HEY!

I gotta tell you guys, it's that clarity in the fog again. I done drank myself into the eye of the storm again. Prolly got a few more minutes before the buzz catches up to my drinking.

Sky is turning a suspicious color. That can't be good for it. Is that blue? When did it start doing that?

HEY! Quick, before it starts falling or something. A round of 5-30 weight shots and a chaser of kero for me, quick!

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:05 am

oettinger wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Come on in, Shed your skin, and rattle around in your bones!
Ahem, I`m sitting in here undressed for hours now. would you be kind enough to sent over a waitress that is not scared to death please

id pay a doolar to seethis

drunkin' Wisconsinite · Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:35 am

why does it smell like a corpse flower is blooming in here? It's so bad that....well actually I kind of like it.

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:52 am

drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:why does it smell like a corpse flower is blooming in here? It's so bad that....well actually I kind of like it.

oettinger farted

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:27 am

DivaBitch wrote:
drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:why does it smell like a corpse flower is blooming in here? It's so bad that....well actually I kind of like it.
oettinger farted

True, but I think he`s talking about Todd. Todd is lying there passed out underneath the barstools for a month now. Nice footrest I have to say, so dare anyone wakes him up!

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:53 am

oettinger wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:
drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:why does it smell like a corpse flower is blooming in here? It's so bad that....well actually I kind of like it.
oettinger farted
True, but I think he`s talking about Todd. Todd is lying there passed out underneath the barstools for a month now. Nice footrest I have to say, so dare anyone wakes him up!

can i have his watch

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:06 pm

Long gone, the Shed`s "owner" got it after the first hour he was passed out. That`s how cool this place is

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:56 am

When Trump takes office, he will remove the regulations and fucking U.N. resolutions against The Shed.
We'll be re-opening boys!
Cheers!

And with no ground troops or bloodshed. The world is already a safer place.

Post by **Badfellow** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:58 am

The smell in this place has ripened like fine Limburger cheese on top of a hot radiator. Mind if I sweep up some of these possum droppings?

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 4:48 pm

booze.
I jusct need booze

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