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UnkleLemmy
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Congratulations DPAW!

Post by UnkleLemmy »

I saw that Puppies reached the 500th post plateau. Congratulations and welcome to the wonderfull world of being an Inebriate Savant!

Next drink is on me.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

Now I'm jealous. I never got to be an 'Inebriate Savant".

Seriously 'though, congratulations DPAW, my friend. Now let's all go crack open a few and celebrate.

You know, when you do get your bar up and running, you'll have to put a few computers in so people can post whilst getting blissful. We can then set up web-cams for the First Annual Modern Drunkards' Convention. When those anti-salon leaguers and MADD morons see how much fun we will be having they'll infarct! (No great loss).
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Joe Twelvepack
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Post by Joe Twelvepack »

infarct?
stop thinking start drinking

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

Infarct - noun (med) - from the Latin infarctus, past participle of infarcire to stuff, from in- + farcire to stuff - an area of necrosis in a tissue or organ resulting from obstruction of the local circulation by a thrombus or embolus, esp. of the heart.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Chelsea40oz
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

Congrats to DPAW! So many reasons to celebrate, so little time.

deadpuppiesandwhores
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i never saw this post. don't know how that happened. thanks all. i love you guys. i'm crying now, really. someday i'll achieve palinka status, maybe, if i try hard. i have to thank all the friends that refused to talk to me about my drinking because their wives were concerned, and i have to thank the wives for being concerned, and cooking me home cooked meals, and cleaning my apartment because i'm too damned lazy, and for the haircuts, and all of you for being so supportive. when the tears dry, oh fuck it, before the tears dry, i raising my glass to all of you.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

I'll drink to that! (later of course, i'm at work)
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

tewn fer tall and bul;let proof her i come, after this beer.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Frankennietzsche
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Post by Frankennietzsche »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:tewn fer tall and bul;let proof her i come, after this beer.
What?

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

think my ahnds were too far to the left on the keyboard, sorry... getting hard to concentrate. 15 minutes till the liquor store opens.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

MORRISON
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Post by MORRISON »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:15 minutes till the liquor store opens.

I hate that fucking count down.

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Chelsea40oz
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

MORRISON wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:15 minutes till the liquor store opens.

I hate that fucking count down.

M
You should have been here yesterday at 10 pm GMT. :wink: That's exactly what it felt like!

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