Gubernatorial (hehe, thats a funny word)

CrunchyPissCrystals · Wed Aug 06, 2003 11:20 pm

Allright people. Now is the chance that the Alcoholic Party has been waiting for. We MUST have a candidate in the race for governor of california.

I nominate Palinka. Who better to represent us? And it doesn't matter that you are Scottish. H-Rod is a senator representing New York and she's from arkansas. Believe me, arkansas is far more foreign to Americans than Scotland. I don't even think you would have to move, these days you can probably teleconference in (although I would suggest a campaign headquarters in Las Vegas).

All we need is 65 signatures (head to the cemetery) and 3500 USD (sell jello shots outside of some high school).

Gubernatorial, what the hell do peanuts have to do with it?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:54 am

Sounds like a plan.
Can I stand for "The Venal Party"? Our Motto, "We listen to the people, as long as the price is right!"
Could brind a whole new dimension to world politics...

CrunchyPissCrystals · Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:55 am

I can't figure out what the slogan should be, but I think the word apathy should definately appear.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:56 am

how about the venerial party. "we listen to people as long as they're prostitutes."

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:56 am

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:I can't figure out what the slogan should be, but I think the word apathy should definately appear.

apathetic prostitutes

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:58 am

"Alcoholics Party, Really We Do!"

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CrunchyPissCrystals · Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:07 am

How about this

"If you were a thinka, you'd vote Palinka!
Vote for apathy, Vote Alcoholic"

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:09 am

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:How about this

"If you were a thinka, you'd vote Palinka!
Vote for apathy, Vote Alcoholic"

How about, "Give me money!" At least it's honest...

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:11 am

Ah, nobody would think you're serious. Honesty and politics? That would mean failure.

CrunchyPissCrystals · Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:11 am

I've got it.

You're slogan could be

"Fuck you, pay me
Vote for Apathy, Vote Alcoholic"

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:13 am

"And justice for cash..."?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:13 am

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:I've got it.

You're slogan could be

"Fuck you, pay me
Vote for Apathy, Vote Alcoholic"

you just got my vote, and my check is in the mail

CrunchyPissCrystals · Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:14 am

Palinka wrote:"And justice for cash..."?

I like it

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:14 am

How about the more direct approach....

Vote for....

Ah fuck it - gimme a drink or I will cut you with my steel!!!!

CrunchyPissCrystals · Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:17 pm

"If you were a thinka, You'd vote Palinka. Vote Apathy, Vote Alcoholic."

and

"Palinka for governor, he never cared about you and never will. Vote Apathy, Vote Alcoholic."

and

"Vote Palinka, how could he do worse? Vote Apathy, Vote Alcoholic.