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Post by zombiewoff »

Vote Apathy, as if we really cared
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Vote Apathy, Cause as long as you have reality TV, what do you care about anything?
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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

"The Alcoholic Party. We make Libertarians look like communists."

Come on be a thinka,
Now go vote Palinka
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Post by One for the Frog »

Or

Just not bother voting. We drink your money anyway.

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

'Vote Alcoholic, if you want your baby kissed, pass it up here"

or something like that. its from the simpsons.
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Post by One for the Frog »

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:'Vote Alcoholic, if you want your baby kissed, pass it up here"

or something like that. its from the simpsons.
or pissed.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

"It's a big trough and I intend to wedge my snout firmly into it!
Now shut the fuck up, vote Palinka and for christ's sake somebody get me another drink!"
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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

I think this thing might be falling apart, Palinka.

I mean come on, I want you to win but I'm not sure if you could win against someone who is saying

"What you talkin anout Grey?"

I mean Gary hung out with Punky Fuckin Brewster, dude.

We need to do some serious campaigning!!
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Post by Joe Twelvepack »

Our Official Song:

Apathetic
I got run over and I dont care
my sterio got stolen and I dont care
the casserole is burning and I dont care
the phone is broken and I dont care
I dont care
I dont care
I farted on the train and I dont care
I pissed in the rain and I dont care
my cat shat on my pillow and I dont care
my toenail is ingrown and I dont care

[Chorus]
people say I'm apathetic
I dont care & I'm pathetic
( I dont regret it)
I dont have any asthetics
because i'm apathetic
i'm gonna die and I dont care
never know why and I dont care
sleep between my thighs and I dont care
never tell me lies but I dont care

[Chorus]

the world is ending and I dont care
got a pimple on my butt but I dont care
theres gum on my shoe, but I dont care
got a cat and he's a mutt, but I dont care
I dont care
I dont care
people say I'm apathetic
I dont care & I dont let it
bother me in any way
these people come around every single day
nothing to do, nothing to say
they're just like you so get the hell away !
Apathetic !

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Post by One for the Frog »

fuckin' great! :lol:

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Post by Joe Twelvepack »

Gotta love the Lunachicks. Hot chicks with dirty minds and foul mouths.
stop thinking start drinking

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

What do you think of this one? too in your face?

"Vote Palinka, or he'll slap your wife!"
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:What do you think of this one? too in your face?

"Vote Palinka, or he'll slap your wife!"
No, no, no, no!
"Vote Palinka or he'll steal your drink!"
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Post by thirsty4beer »

now thats more like it!
mine's a pint

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

Palinka wrote:
CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:What do you think of this one? too in your face?

"Vote Palinka, or he'll slap your wife!"
No, no, no, no!
"Vote Palinka or he'll steal your drink!"
yeah that ones better. besides, the other one might cause some disgruntled genlemen not to vote for you, just to test it.
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