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TARTANSPECIAL
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

How is this for a kicker, i have just had a phone call from the company that monitors net activity for my employers.
They have informed me that they have been monitoring my net activity for the past few nights and it breaches company regulations. So now my "supervisor" is now coming here to put me off site. My so called "supervisor", is in Edinburgh, my shift finishes in an hour so he will be here about 5 mins before i finish :roll:
Is he ever in for a shock as i am sitting drinking Mcewans 90shilling and vodka and cokes, which is a definate no no :twisted: So fuck em :P
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

:x Noooo! Fuck him I say. Is his name perchance Captain Mike Davis?

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Post by Chelsea40oz »

:( You'll be back, right?

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

That sucks. Why do they put these things on our desk if they don't want us to have fun.
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Im off to the boozer, to get hammered :twisted:
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Post by zin »

Same thing happened to a friend of mine.
Just plain stupid, take the computers away or shut down internet access if it's so horrible!
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Right i'm off, i've just had a call to tell me i'm suspended.
See you all later.
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Post by Joe Twelvepack »

Motherfuck! That's mighty shitty, man. Get well hammered.
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Are they firing you? They should at least giv eyou some kind of warning first. Unless your downloading kiddie porn or some such shit I don't know why buisnesses give a fuck what you look at.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

Jesus fucking christ! TARTANSPECIAL, my friend, don't take any guff from those swine. I can put you in touch with several lawyers ranging from frightening to downright alarming. And all of those bastards owe me. Let me know.
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote::x Noooo! Fuck him I say. Is his name perchance Captain Mike Davis?
If so, he can go fuck himself! :D
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Post by thirsty4beer »

thats shocking.just fucking shocking :shock: BASTARDS
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Post by Uncle Sal »

so Tartan, do you have a computer at home?
maybe they can control your activity at work and on their equipment, but your employer shouldn't have any say over what you do at home as long as your job perfomance isn't affected... right?

did you know you were being monitored?

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Post by Savage »

This stinks! Maybe the twits responsible for this terrible injustice would like to be put on the mailing and emailing list of every perverted and disgusting organization in the world.
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

THANK YOU, MY FRIENDS
i have just got in and seen the messages of support and i am not bullshitting here there are tears in my eyes. You are all such great people, you give support to someone you don't really know, but i like to think of you as my friends. No i have NOT been downloading child porn, those scum should be strung up and i would do the stringing quite happily. they are saying i am spending too much time on chat boards. The only chat board i am on is this one. I do not know what will happen next, but FUCK THEM i still have my home computer :wink: :twisted: :P
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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