I am quiting drinking and joining AA.

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:25 pm

(applause) well done joe :twisted:

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:25 pm

Thank you, my friend. It was hard. So, do I get a cow chip now?

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:30 pm

Joe Twelvepack wrote:Thank you, my friend. It was hard. So, do I get a cow chip now?

That'd be hell to carry in your pocket...

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:32 pm

might be worth more than a few beers though!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:33 pm

Frisbee, anyone?

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:34 pm

might be worth more than a few beers though!

Depends on what's growing in it.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:31 pm

chicks dig cow chips...

had a friend who fucked up pretty good a few times in a row and had to go to like 10 meetings a week (drug court)... he had this gag he'd pull just to entertain himself... right at the most poingant moment in some sad sap's tale of woe and destruction of his life and those he loved, my friend would crack open a soda can... everyone would just about fall out of their seats at that sound... might have to use that one soon....

mmmnnnn..... steak.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:55 pm

Lemmy, that steakaholic thing is hilarious! Did you write it?

I too, have had steak for breakfast.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:12 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmmm. steak, i love thee as much as much as i love booze, now if i could get steak flavored beer, (stop it thats gross) sorry thats my other personality.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:21 pm

Hugh Janblack wrote:I went to AA once and they asked me this - no joke....

AA: If there was a beer in front of you right now, would you drink it?

me: Did I pay for this beer?

AA: No.

me: I would have to drink it! What kind of a trick question is that???

AA: You are an alcoholic.

Me: Okie Dokie - can I have my beer now?

I was not invited back.

The funniest thing i have heard in ages :D

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 7:25 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:mmmmmmmmmmmmm. steak, i love thee as much as much as i love booze, now if i could get steak flavored beer, (stop it thats gross) sorry thats my other personality.

If you want a recipe for steak cooked with beer, it is really delicious, pm ,me and i will give you the recipe. A drunk, dyslexic moron could do this :roll:

CrunchyPissCrystals · Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:09 pm

I was forced into AA when I was 19 after a for a (well deserved, but thats a story for the drinkin stories board) DWI.

I went into diversion, which required AA and a Drug and Alcohol class. The class was fun. Met some drinkin friends there. But AA sucked. I lost my white chip the first day I got it. Thank god its anonymous, cant spell, enebrated, you get it. The bastard next door had to have a kegger. There was this lady there that had a tatoo of a tree on her forehead in my group though. My only entertainment. After a while I got ballsy and started having friends sign the card I had to send in monthly. Thank god its anonymmousse.

I forgot why I started thi post. I guess I'll stop there.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:25 pm

But then the problem comes - how to get the steak in a bottle?

Mmm.... meat and beer...

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:21 am

It's not far Mothers Against Sated Sitting (MASS) appears on the stage.
I warned you all. Come on, this is not a joke!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 6:04 am

Debaser wrote:But then the problem comes - how to get the steak in a bottle?

Mmm.... meat and beer...

Mmmm......beef schnapps!