I am quiting drinking and joining AA.
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That'd be hell to carry in your pocket...Joe Twelvepack wrote:Thank you, my friend. It was hard. So, do I get a cow chip now?
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Frisbee, anyone?
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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chicks dig cow chips...
had a friend who fucked up pretty good a few times in a row and had to go to like 10 meetings a week (drug court)... he had this gag he'd pull just to entertain himself... right at the most poingant moment in some sad sap's tale of woe and destruction of his life and those he loved, my friend would crack open a soda can... everyone would just about fall out of their seats at that sound... might have to use that one soon....
mmmnnnn..... steak.
had a friend who fucked up pretty good a few times in a row and had to go to like 10 meetings a week (drug court)... he had this gag he'd pull just to entertain himself... right at the most poingant moment in some sad sap's tale of woe and destruction of his life and those he loved, my friend would crack open a soda can... everyone would just about fall out of their seats at that sound... might have to use that one soon....
mmmnnnn..... steak.
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...
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The funniest thing i have heard in ages :DHugh Janblack wrote:I went to AA once and they asked me this - no joke....
AA: If there was a beer in front of you right now, would you drink it?
me: Did I pay for this beer?
AA: No.
me: I would have to drink it! What kind of a trick question is that???
AA: You are an alcoholic.
Me: Okie Dokie - can I have my beer now?
I was not invited back.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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If you want a recipe for steak cooked with beer, it is really delicious, pm ,me and i will give you the recipe. A drunk, dyslexic moron could do this :roll:MassiveDrunk wrote:mmmmmmmmmmmmm. steak, i love thee as much as much as i love booze, now if i could get steak flavored beer, (stop it thats gross) sorry thats my other personality.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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I was forced into AA when I was 19 after a for a (well deserved, but thats a story for the drinkin stories board) DWI.
I went into diversion, which required AA and a Drug and Alcohol class. The class was fun. Met some drinkin friends there. But AA sucked. I lost my white chip the first day I got it. Thank god its anonymous, cant spell, enebrated, you get it. The bastard next door had to have a kegger. There was this lady there that had a tatoo of a tree on her forehead in my group though. My only entertainment. After a while I got ballsy and started having friends sign the card I had to send in monthly. Thank god its anonymmousse.
I forgot why I started thi post. I guess I'll stop there.
I went into diversion, which required AA and a Drug and Alcohol class. The class was fun. Met some drinkin friends there. But AA sucked. I lost my white chip the first day I got it. Thank god its anonymous, cant spell, enebrated, you get it. The bastard next door had to have a kegger. There was this lady there that had a tatoo of a tree on her forehead in my group though. My only entertainment. After a while I got ballsy and started having friends sign the card I had to send in monthly. Thank god its anonymmousse.
I forgot why I started thi post. I guess I'll stop there.
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
-Winston Churchill
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Debaser wrote:But then the problem comes - how to get the steak in a bottle?
Mmm.... meat and beer...
Mmmm......beef schnapps!
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.