I am quiting drinking and joining AA.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:25 am

God you people are sick! Not only do you spend all you time and money eating steak, you also have to go on the internet and post about! When will you wake up and see that your an addict? How many times do you have to lie to your wife and tell her the A1 sauce on your shirt is blood? Don't you think your boss notices when you come back from lunch with your breath reaking of cheeseburgers? You people are sick, sick, sick and God will punish you for your wicked ways!!

Join SA before its too late!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:32 am

Mmmm.....beefy......

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:42 am

I usually keep my emergency ramp grinded very fine in a gin flask, so my boss doesn't even think what I'm up to. Men, that helps you through the mornings...

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:47 am

UnkleLemmy wrote:God you people are sick! Not only do you spend all you time and money eating steak, you also have to go on the internet and post about! When will you wake up and see that your an addict? How many times do you have to lie to your wife and tell her the A1 sauce on your shirt is blood? Don't you think your boss notices when you come back from lunch with your breath reaking of cheeseburgers? You people are sick, sick, sick and God will punish you for your wicked ways!!

Join SA before its too late!

I already have. I'm a vegan. You people are pathetic.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:01 am

I'm hungry - where's my enabler?

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:34 am

I just snuck out and grabbed an Arby's. Man did it take the edge off. It ain't steak but it should get me through until dinner time.

M

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:36 am

Combat Rock wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:God you people are sick! Not only do you spend all you time and money eating steak, you also have to go on the internet and post about! When will you wake up and see that your an addict? How many times do you have to lie to your wife and tell her the A1 sauce on your shirt is blood? Don't you think your boss notices when you come back from lunch with your breath reaking of cheeseburgers? You people are sick, sick, sick and God will punish you for your wicked ways!!

Join SA before its too late!
I already have. I'm a vegan. You people are pathetic.

That finger you're stickin out there, on your avator...with a wee bit of mustard, ketchup, some relish...and a nice hot bun.....yeahbaby!

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:38 am

Man, Johnny Cashburger. The mind boggles. He's old as hell, but he's also been marinating for many years.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:40 am

Joe Twelvepack wrote:Man, Johnny Cashburger. The mind boggles. He's old as hell, but he's also been marinating for many years.

Probably nice and tender....could be beer jerky tho'

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:41 am

Jerky Cash. You know the old superstition that the attributes of whatever animal you eat are passed to you? I'd take some of what Johnny had in his hayday.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:48 am

Joe Twelvepack wrote:Jerky Cash. You know the old superstition that the attributes of whatever animal you eat are passed to you? I'd take some of what Johnny had in his hayday.

Well, according to you, it was hay

sorry....but you stepped into that one :D

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:51 am

Yep, I did. It's actually "heyday", of course. Its archaic meaning is high spirits. Something important to all of us.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 11:57 am

I like spirits...especially the wet ones

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:44 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
Combat Rock wrote:
UnkleLemmy wrote:God you people are sick! Not only do you spend all you time and money eating steak, you also have to go on the internet and post about! When will you wake up and see that your an addict? How many times do you have to lie to your wife and tell her the A1 sauce on your shirt is blood? Don't you think your boss notices when you come back from lunch with your breath reaking of cheeseburgers? You people are sick, sick, sick and God will punish you for your wicked ways!!

Join SA before its too late!
I already have. I'm a vegan. You people are pathetic.
That finger you're stickin out there, on your avator...with a wee bit of mustard, ketchup, some relish...and a nice hot bun.....yeahbaby!

HHmmmm, finger lickin good. Just don't say yes next time someone asks if you want a knuckle sandwich.

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:47 pm

Oh, and my (and I assume Mr. Cash's) finger is never going in anyone's "hot bun"!!!

Actually, up in South Bend there is a sandwich shop / sports bar called "Between the Buns"