out to the bar

CrunchyPissCrystals · Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:39 pm

Palinka wrote:Been out drinking all day. On the way home I found a great shop selling a very acceptable rosé wine for US$1 per bottle. Been tucking into a few since.

Palinka, we got off to a bad start, but my man, you're fuckin hilarious (been readin your latest posts), and I have to say (even thoug I am a bit hard to take at time), I think we (along with DPAW, fdoosey and barcalounge, just to name a few) could be a riot at a party.

Ugh, I forgot what my intent was here again, sorry. I had a goal here, but it lost now.

Oh well I'll tell you this.

A while back I crashed a great party. I was well on my way to a healthy nite (I know, what was I thinking?). I was walking my dog, when I came across a party. I had to crash it. I clearly had the upper hand. It was composed of priamrily El Salvadorians (again, ignore spelling). They spoke no english, while I knoew all of the important stuff. I knew how to ask for beer, and I kow, for the most part, how to tell when they are sick of a gringo. My real secret weapon was my dog, they seemed to love her. Every time I heard the word perro (they didnt know it was a she), I would smile and acknowledge them. I managed to stay, with out incident until the booze was gone.

It was an educational nite though. I never knew that MGD, jeager, and rumplmintz were el salvadorian. (hopefully you know I am joking).

I have to give El Salvadorians partying in the old US of A 2 thumbs up!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 5:57 am

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:I think we (along with DPAW, fdoosey and barcalounge, just to name a few) could be a riot at a party.

I don't know about being a riot so much as being able to incite one! :twisted:

Whoever's inviting us to that party better work for an alcohol distributor, otherwise we'll dry the damn place out.

WmBurroughs · Post by **WmBurroughs** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:55 am

my bar doesnt open Until 11

Libation · Post by **Libation** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:07 am

[quote="Uncle Sal"]always a good match up, they did it to Seattle again last night didn't they?
nothing like that comeback a few years ago though.... what was it, like a 11 run lead they beat?[/quote]

Ah Sal we got ya again last night, took the series 2-1. Yeah that comebacker was amazing...Indians down by 11 soon after it started. Unfortunately, we left the bar (it was a Sunday) down by 5 in the ninth. But we drank a lot last night, including Stoli on the way in, with beer, then margaritas and beer at the Jake, then beer afterwards. We rode home in the Baccus-mobile Hugh told us about.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 8:23 am

The pub was a good time. My only issue with it was that they kept all the lights on until the sun went down - and it goes down around here at 9 or so - and there's just nothing more annoying than a brightly lit beer dive. Managed to have a damn good time anyway, and so did she - or that's what she told me.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:20 pm

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:I think we (along with DPAW, fdoosey and barcalounge, just to name a few) could be a riot at a party.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:21 pm

i meant to say something with that last post, but i'll be damned if i know what it was.

CrunchyPissCrystals · Post by **CrunchyPissCrystals** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 3:30 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:I think we (along with DPAW, fdoosey and barcalounge, just to name a few) could be a riot at a party.

We could walk in to the stuffiest MADD meeting and have those bitches dancing on the tables in 5 mionutes.

was that it?

deadpuppiesandwhores · Fri Aug 08, 2003 4:15 pm

that may have been it. why don't we get together and crash a wedding reception, or a high school graduate's open house and discuss it.

CrunchyPissCrystals · Post by **CrunchyPissCrystals** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 4:23 pm

Funny you should mention crashing a high school party.

About 2 years ago I was staying at a friends house in the midwest. There was a party across the street, so the four of us went over to check it out. I was a bunch of high school kids partying while the parents were out of town. they had booze, but thats not what kept us there, we had booze too and were already half loaded. They had this scooter thing with a lawn mower engine on it and no brakes. it was a riot man. we all fell off of that thing at least once. one of the funniest drunken injuries i have ever seen is when my buddies drunk ass, not noticing the lack of break, was showing and crashed the thing into his own house. cut his hand and some how sprained his ankle. he was supposed to work the next day. sadly though, he was forced to call in drunk.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:43 am

CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:We could walk in to the stuffiest MADD meeting and have those bitches dancing on the tables in 5 mionutes.

was that it?

They'd be dancing all right, cause I'd be shooting at their feet! :twisted:

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 5:04 am

fdoosey wrote:
CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:We could walk in to the stuffiest MADD meeting and have those bitches dancing on the tables in 5 mionutes.

was that it?
They'd be dancing all right, cause I'd be shooting at their feet! :twisted:

why throw good booze at them?

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 5:12 am

I meant like in the westerns...shooting with guns, not booze.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Aug 09, 2003 5:15 am

i thopught foe a sec that you were talking about doing shots off theirt feet, how much would feet actually hold, i think we would've ended up just licking their toes, and that is just not cool.... wait a minute, these are women right, it might be cool.

CrunchyPissCrystals · Sat Aug 09, 2003 10:31 am

well, if your gonna shoot at thier feet. you better not miss.