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MY GIRLFRIEND: "I talked to your *sister for like an hour and a half tonight."

*cant blame my sister, shes like 8 3/4 months pregnant, she'll talk to anybody at this point (hehe)

ME: So?

MY GIRLFRIEND: "She and your mom were wondering when you were going to get married."

ME: "I already have a date picked out."

MY GIRLFRIEND: -all excited- Really?!?

ME: "Yeah, June 6, *2104, not in my next life, but the one after that.

OK, I admit, I originally said 2194, but after I did the math I realized that 2104 was more likely
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Post by One for the Frog »

It all depends on how long your soul (or rather your spirit) rambles around in the joyously intoxicating ether of the infinite universe. I bet, year 7104 is a bit closer guess.

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MY GIRLFRIEND: "She and your mom were wondering when you were going to get married."
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

run man, run! leave the booze if you have to, just run. nevermind, go back and get the bottle, just be quick about it.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:run man, run! leave the booze if you have to, just run. nevermind, go back and get the bottle, just be quick about it.
trust me, I'v been running. but this chick is fast. I cant get away ahhhhhh!

"I'll take a Long Island"

"what???"

"OK I'm sorry, baby"

"make it a water then"
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