Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder..

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:05 pm

Ok, a test of true stamina, how long can your body go without that beautiful syrup called alcohol!
I once made a bet to myself to stop drinking for 2 weeks....2 day's wasn't bad!

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:23 pm

monkey's and BOooze. Bwahahahahahahahaah!!

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:40 pm

Yeah, I go a good 2 weeks every summer when I visit the grandparents. They drink and all, but it's just how I am.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:55 pm

"I once gave up smoking and drinking. Worst 20 minutes of my life..."

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 12:57 pm

I gave it up once for a couple months, but then I dumped that bitch.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:02 pm

Good move, Joe. Good move.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:04 pm

One of the best choices of my life. Followed closely by the choice to pick teh bottle back up.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:07 pm

And after neglecting the bottle, I bet it didn't utter one word in protest, now did it?

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:08 pm

Glad to have me back. Told me how much it'd missed me. Called me "old friend" and "brother."

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:11 pm

God bless the booze. If only wives were so forgiving...

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:12 pm

But think of all the divorce lawyers who'd be out of work and forced into picking up new jobs - like handling lawsuits against the liquor industry.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:14 pm

Joe Twelvepack wrote:But think of all the divorce lawyers who'd be out of work and forced into picking up new jobs - like handling lawsuits against the liquor industry.

I thought we were legally allowed to throw them into the open Entrance to Hell, off Route 666 in New Mexico...

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 1:57 pm

http://www.startribune.com/stories/484/4004111.html

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:02 pm

I always wanted one of those road signs.

I'd bet the Highway Dept. could make a FORTUNE off selling them.

When I worked for the local road dept. I swiped some old signs that were retired. Still have em, too.

Try Vulcan Signs if you're into that, you can order the same signs the highway folk do.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:18 pm

I checked into a three day detox center after last Thanksgiving weekend. I lasted until x-mas.

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