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Transfer to the british navy and live off of rum.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"

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Wait is that a stereotype? Oh well who cares.

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No, but there are stories of British Officers spending time on board of US ships (which did not allow booze) in WWII. Since there was no rum, they drank so much coffee that they overdosed and offen got sick from it.
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How can coffee ne a substitute were they crazy! oh well I'll blame the war!

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Combat Rock wrote:No, but there are stories of British Officers spending time on board of US ships (which did not allow booze) in WWII. Since there was no rum, they drank so much coffee that they overdosed and offen got sick from it.
fuck those pansies in her royal navy. they still get a ration of like 2 or 3 beers a day when they'r e out to sea. if we spend 45 days without seeing land, we might get a beer day, where we all get rationed a beer which we have to sign for. last time that happened, some prick decided to fly some airplanes into a some buildings and we ended up in new york harbor... so instead we got a "virtual" beer day. is it wrong for me to be prejudiced against ragheads (not all mideasterner's, just those countries that caused so much pain (i had the shakes for days). virtual beer day my ass, pepsi tastes like pepsi no matter what.
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oh well surely you can handle it!

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You probably have to drink it there, eh? So you can't stockpile them and get drunk?
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LOng live Oliver REED!
he went just that little too far!

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2 late, stephybaby :cry:
mine's a pint

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what do you mean? You don't mean..
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sorry, doctor; he's gone..............

wanna beer?
mine's a pint

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stepheybaby wrote:oh well surely you can handle it!
let me give you some valuable advice. no i fucking can't, i hate it. drink as often as the opportunity arrises.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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yes SIR!
mine's a pint

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steal, lie, pillage, or kill, whatever you have to do...l. nevewr be undrunk again
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

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BUt what if u end up drinking yourself undrunk?

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