Bored here...can someone pour me a shot?
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Bored here...can someone pour me a shot?
40 more minutes...somebody sing or something. Do anything, I'll watch
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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I will now pervert an Oompa Loompa song:
"What do you do when your kid is a brat?
Bash in their head with a wiffleball bat!
What can you do when they're out of control?
Whoop their little ass, that'll shut...their...hole!
Oompa, Loompa, doopity dah
Take off your shoes and light a ci-gah,
Oompa, Loompa, dippity dee
You'll get 5 to 10 if you listen to me."
Jesus, I need to get out more.
"What do you do when your kid is a brat?
Bash in their head with a wiffleball bat!
What can you do when they're out of control?
Whoop their little ass, that'll shut...their...hole!
Oompa, Loompa, doopity dah
Take off your shoes and light a ci-gah,
Oompa, Loompa, dippity dee
You'll get 5 to 10 if you listen to me."
Jesus, I need to get out more.
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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mmmmmm, i can already feel the heartburn.........mmmmmmmmJoe Twelvepack wrote:
Such a torture.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Oh my god..... I'm crying and shaking. 1 hour, 20 min....Joe Twelvepack wrote:
Entirely my pleasure.
Man, that looks like my typical dinner.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"